Halo 4

You proved my point.

--You had a point? I must have missed that somewhere.

You do not have a child.

--You're right, I have children.

You have a **** trophy.

--Damn, that's one expensive set of trophies


You are parading it on a VIDEO GAME forum

--Actually all of this started because I mentioned the only times I play SpartOps online is when I let my boy play, everyone else made the big deal about my children... So if anything you guys are pandering my children to me. Just sayin'

, and somehow you convinced yourself you should be a proud father.

--Need no convincing, bra, I be the proudest.

Watch Idiocracy.

--It was a good movie.

Hell, watch 16 and pregnant.

--The wife watches that crap all the time

Children are nothing to brag about.

--Maybe the kids you won't have aren't worth bragging about. My kids are awesome.

Virtually anyone can have one.

--Yeah, but not everyone can have cute kids.

Shouldn't you be doing some parenting instead of lurking on a Halo 4 board responding to people within the first 70 seconds of them posting?

--You can't multitask? My computer is in the front room, my kids are sitting next to me eating lunch that I just made them while watching T.V. ... Please, use your expert parenting skills to tell me what I should be doing.

You are fat.

--6'1" by 165lbs. Fat? Does not compute.

Your kid is a loser.

--Wow, you're going out of your way to knock on a 5 year old? JIMMIES HAVE BEEN RUSTLED, PEOPLE, WATCH OUT!

Your girlfriend is ugly (we all know it was born out of wedlock, why I didn't say wife)

--My wife was married when she had my first son *wink*

You must be proud

--Hella

People like SpiduxxudipS do not have "children". They have "**** Trophies". That is why he acts like it is an accomplishment, not a person. Everyday he looks at it he can not believe the woman kept it