Halo 4 Social Bar.. Have a drink.. Stay awhile...

#1sLaCkEr408___RJPosted 4/4/2013 2:49:55 AM
*MC puts up OPEN sign*
*waits for customers*

MC: SO, let's hear your drunken stories with this game. My first experience was actually the day I purchased the game. It was Black Friday and we were at Best Buy. This was the last store we would be going to. We've been looking for a Halo 4 copy all night. 360 Controllers were on sale so we decided to pick one up.

OH SNAP. We notice there is only one more Halo 4 copy in the locked cabinet. We rush to reserve it, but the employee says it's already been saved. We wait in line for the controller defeated. As we finally get to the front after a long winding snakelike line, we notice once again that the copy is still there. The other customer never bought it. Sweet.

We take it home, activate the trial Xbox Live Gold, and beat the game that night. Cortana is so hot.

wbu?


P.S. *Tosses live plasma grenade at next poster*
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#2lderivedxPosted 4/4/2013 3:28:12 AM
What the hell.
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#3BeastlyIguanaPosted 4/4/2013 3:55:13 AM
lderivedx posted...
IDELG

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#4Sephiroth9704Posted 4/4/2013 4:44:18 AM
are you literally role playing or are you living your life through some sort of fanfiction
#5MrStyPosted 4/4/2013 8:48:29 AM
http://i.imgur.com/6IhhvZT.jpg
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#6MlCKHEADPosted 4/4/2013 8:51:46 AM
You need help.
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#7SThiefNPosted 4/4/2013 10:14:34 AM
this was a really good topic.
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#8DirtBasedSoapPosted 4/4/2013 10:39:39 AM
why does halo attract the weirdest f***ing kids
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#9BurningWindPosted 4/4/2013 11:06:40 AM
Have to admit, the responses gave me a good laugh.
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#10RAGEface14Posted 4/4/2013 11:13:56 AM
I have a story.

I was playing Halo with Based God but he went afk and I heard noises in the other room and it turned out he was f***ing all my b****es again and I said thank you based god
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