When I tried to show my wife how to play Halo 3, she couldn't figure out how to walk. She kept dragging her face along the ground and walls. She panicked and forgot all of her training. When I told her to try to shoot me, naturally, she threw a sticky grenade on her own foot and asploded. Fun times!
"The most important thing is to never stop questioning." -Albert Einstein. Xbox Live: AlteraLateralus