So there's Master Chief, a gorilla, and a frog.

#11BeastlyIguanaPosted 5/6/2013 6:13:17 AM
JackDamnit17 posted...
F Master Chief
Kill frog
Marry gorilla


10/10
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#12kayoticdreamzPosted 5/6/2013 3:19:48 PM
it was a long glorious battle. it was known as the great war of the Frog. it was brutal. each lead a fierce an army but only one could win. in the end the Frog slayed the gorrilla. the chief slayed the frog. a tired victorious chief who had fought so hard his shield regenerator was going rather slow removed his damaged and broken helmet and surveyed the carnage with blood in his eyes he was exhausted and did not see the grunt creeping up behind him.

this day would be known as the day the chief dies and that grunt forever a hero and martyr. the prophets of truth and regret heralded him as a great saint and all followed him to the great beyond and to the promised land and day.
#13natedude0903Posted 5/6/2013 4:56:46 PM
BeastlyIguana posted...
JackDamnit17 posted...
F Master Chief
Kill frog
Marry gorilla


10/10

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#14RAGEface14Posted 5/6/2013 5:04:29 PM
kayoticdreamz posted...
it was a long glorious battle. it was known as the great war of the Frog. it was brutal. each lead a fierce an army but only one could win. in the end the Frog slayed the gorrilla. the chief slayed the frog. a tired victorious chief who had fought so hard his shield regenerator was going rather slow removed his damaged and broken helmet and surveyed the carnage with blood in his eyes he was exhausted and did not see the grunt creeping up behind him.

this day would be known as the day the chief dies and that grunt forever a hero and martyr. the prophets of truth and regret heralded him as a great saint and all followed him to the great beyond and to the promised land and day.


I could imagine Chief screaming "There can only be ONE!" while swinging an energy sword at a frog.
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#15GoroPosted 5/6/2013 10:46:52 PM
The gorrilla would come at master chief, but get killed by a throat punch.
The frog probably doesn't even lift, so MC would punt him away.
Master chief wins.
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#16xiTz_RyaNxPosted 5/7/2013 11:16:27 AM
Goro posted...
The gorrilla would come at master chief, but get killed by a throat punch.
The frog probably doesn't even lift, so MC would punt him away.
Master chief wins.


Master Chief couldn't kill the frog, we all know that any frog ballsy enough to be locked in a room with a gorilla and an augmented super soldier has to be a super frog, something of alien origin... Like a hypnotoad.
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