me and my halo disc

#1Sephiroth9704Posted 5/17/2013 7:09:41 AM(edited)
found out long ago
my daddy made me with a ho
why im so good at games i do not know
but ive dedicated my life to the game halo

as my plasma pistol glows green
i find myself saying we owned the other team
sometimes i like to watch a needler shoot
as i jump on a man cannon shouting woot

the last time i thought about my friends
i implanted a halo hud on my contact lens
now i cant see as well and am a risk on the road
so i decided to confine myself to my humble abode

now i stay and play halo all day
i live off of welfare and charity pay
my life will one day make a rebound
but for now i have halo, safe and sound
#2ODommPosted 5/17/2013 10:13:29 AM
omg im tearing up...
#3BeastlyIguanaPosted 5/17/2013 11:04:41 AM
ODomm posted...
omg im tearing up...

Mander is my Master, my beacon, my strength.
#4JFKandLBJPosted 5/17/2013 11:10:10 AM
Who'd thought Sephiroth had some William Wordsworth in him.
#5SunDevil77Posted 5/17/2013 11:14:31 AM
A better love story than Twilight
Gentlemen, you had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.
#6Spoke_WreckerPosted 5/17/2013 12:01:48 PM

Printing it right now so it can be tattooed on my back tonight.
There's two types of people in this world without beards. Women and Children. I'm a man Ok? I have a beard!
#7Sephiroth9704(Topic Creator)Posted 5/19/2013 7:44:02 AM
Never expexted this praise...thank u fans...
#8SunDevil77Posted 5/19/2013 7:44:51 AM
Sequel. Sequel. Sequel.
Gentlemen, you had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.
#9ALostGrenadePosted 5/19/2013 9:30:02 AM
Someone give this guy a record deal
"People die when they are killed."
GT: A Lost Grenade
#10DjNaoPosted 5/19/2013 12:06:54 PM
"In a game about dead people, at least add blood and gore! You guys are all losers for liking it. I'm gonna go play Black Ops." - king_reggie_28