me and my halo disc

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3 years ago#1
found out long ago
my daddy made me with a ho
why im so good at games i do not know
but ive dedicated my life to the game halo

as my plasma pistol glows green
i find myself saying we owned the other team
sometimes i like to watch a needler shoot
as i jump on a man cannon shouting woot

the last time i thought about my friends
i implanted a halo hud on my contact lens
now i cant see as well and am a risk on the road
so i decided to confine myself to my humble abode

now i stay and play halo all day
i live off of welfare and charity pay
my life will one day make a rebound
but for now i have halo, safe and sound
3 years ago#2
omg im tearing up...
3 years ago#3
ODomm posted...
omg im tearing up...
Mander is my Master, my beacon, my strength.
3 years ago#4
Who'd thought Sephiroth had some William Wordsworth in him.
3 years ago#5
A better love story than Twilight
Gentlemen, you had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.
3 years ago#6
11/10

Printing it right now so it can be tattooed on my back tonight.
There's two types of people in this world without beards. Women and Children. I'm a man Ok? I have a beard!
THIZZ IZ WHAT IT IZ GT: SPIDUX
3 years ago#7
Never expexted this praise...thank u fans...
3 years ago#8
Sequel. Sequel. Sequel.
Gentlemen, you had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.
3 years ago#9
Someone give this guy a record deal
"People die when they are killed."
GT: A Lost Grenade
3 years ago#10
8/10
"In a game about dead people, at least add blood and gore! You guys are all losers for liking it. I'm gonna go play Black Ops." - king_reggie_28
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