Why does this game punish you for being too good?

#1Atomik_FuzionPosted 5/5/2012 12:12:59 PM
Go too fast (AKA faster than the devs want you to) and you'll miss a ramp, or just fall off the map. Or the physics will change. I think they just want to keep their high scores. F*** this game.
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#2SzurkuletPosted 5/5/2012 12:25:35 PM
Yeah, there should be more games where you can just rush through with reckless abandon at full speed. I dislike the concept of slowing down, because that's too much for my mind to comprehend.
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#3LovecraftUKPosted 5/5/2012 12:47:51 PM
For people who do not understand this game, it is basically a platform game, you wouldn't play mario by going hell for leather would you. Sometimes you need to slow down. I find to go much quicker sometimes you have to go slower! Be like water!
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#4psycho42069Posted 5/5/2012 2:10:21 PM
Or for an even better comparison, supercross riders don't go balls out full throttle either. If so, they would.....hmmm.....miss a ramp, or fly "off the map", a.k.a. into the stands.

Say they moved the ramps back so you could hit them all full speed. Then you land wrong and lose speed. Now you don't make the next jump. Can't make it from checkpoint now either. Guess you'll come here to complain about how it sucks because it penalizes you for the slightest mistake.
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#5QuBixPosted 5/5/2012 3:58:11 PM
This game is like the old ATV games or Splashdown. You need to be slow at times in order to be fast.
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#6smp13Posted 5/6/2012 3:33:15 AM
Obvious troll apparantly not obvious enough.
#7i2KxLeniNxPosted 5/6/2012 5:41:48 AM
smp13 posted...
Obvious troll apparantly not obvious enough.

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#8001011000101101Posted 5/6/2012 6:46:49 AM
Troll or not, this thread is dumb.