Put the 3D Zelda games in tiers based on how hot the characters are

#11GamerTaiPosted 7/16/2014 7:04:20 PM
paco1995 posted...
No.


You're not bored? Not even a little? I can't help but feel a little envious right now. How are you keeping yourself so well entertained?

Hint: his username is very similar to Ikana.


Ikana...Ikana...Ikano...Paco...What do I win?
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#12paco1995Posted 7/16/2014 7:19:26 PM
GamerTai posted...
You're not bored? Not even a little? I can't help but feel a little envious right now. How are you keeping yourself so well entertained?


There is this game called Final Fantasy VI. If you haven't played it go do so.


Ikana...Ikana...Ikano...Paco...What do I win?


Nothing since you haven't solved the puzzle. If you played Zelda games, you would have solved it first try.
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#13Gaawa_chanPosted 7/17/2014 2:36:39 AM
iKhanic posted...
DekuFireMage posted...
I have no idea the releative temperatures of the different world's presented in each Zelda game, so how would I know how 'hot' each character would be in their respective game? Not to mention each area would no doubt vary in temperature.

I suppose SS, on virtue that most of the land you go to is either near a volcano or in the desert, but most of the characters live on an island in the sky, so that must be pretty breezy. Maybe Hyrule Warriros since each character has to activley run around fighting all day, and that would no doubt work up a sweat.


Well it's an average. For example, WW doesn't really have any characters that live in the heat aside from Valoo. But OoT has the Gorons, the Gerudo, and Volvagia.


Nah. WW's overworld is outright stated to be rather uncomfortably hot for someone wearing the hero's clothes right at the start of the game.
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#14GamerTaiPosted 7/17/2014 5:06:38 AM
paco1995 posted...
There is this game called Final Fantasy VI. If you haven't played it go do so.


If I'm going to replay Final Fantasy VI, I might as well just replay the whole series.

Nothing since you haven't solved the puzzle. If you played Zelda games, you would have solved it first try.


What? Were there invisible blocks that I forgot to push or something? My computer told me that my battery was low, but that was it.
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#15GoombacrusherPosted 7/17/2014 6:27:14 AM
WW is easily the hottest. Takes place on the open sea, the sun's beating many of the islands are pure stone which heats up easily, there's two volcanos, there's sand
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#16chazmataz123Posted 7/17/2014 9:25:47 AM
Wind Waker at A tier?

That's a bit unsettling.
#17GamerTaiPosted 7/17/2014 9:41:30 AM
chazmataz123 posted...
Wind Waker at A tier?
That's a bit unsettling.


Seriously? There is nothing unsettling about Aryll, Tetra, Medli, Queen Fairy, or any of the other Wind Waker girls. I would talk about the guys too, but this topic isn't about them. Maggie is canonically popular with all the boys, making her the objectively best girl in the entire series, meaning that she alone is enough to earn Wind Waker the tier it was given. To be completely honest with you, if I were the one doing the ranking, I would have given Wind Waker an S.
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#18iKhanic(Topic Creator)Posted 7/17/2014 9:41:50 AM
chazmataz123 posted...
Wind Waker at A tier?

That's a bit unsettling.


Medli.

Zelda's not particularly unattractive either.
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#19iKhanic(Topic Creator)Posted 7/17/2014 9:45:10 AM
GamerTai posted...
chazmataz123 posted...
Wind Waker at A tier?
That's a bit unsettling.


Seriously? There is nothing unsettling about Aryll, Tetra, Medli, Queen Fairy, or any of the other Wind Waker girls. I would talk about the guys too, but this topic isn't about them. Maggie is canonically popular with all the boys, making her the objectively best girl in the entire series, meaning that she alone is enough to earn Wind Waker the tier it was given. To be completely honest with you, if I were the one doing the ranking, I would have given Wind Waker an S.


Well if you are a female or a gay male, it could absolutely be about the guys.
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#20chazmataz123Posted 7/17/2014 9:50:14 AM
iKhanic posted...
chazmataz123 posted...
Wind Waker at A tier?

That's a bit unsettling.


Medli.

Zelda's not particularly unattractive either.


Well, for me they look nice but that's because of the cel-shading. The character designs themselves are kind of disproportionate. Now, that's fine as it fits the game and blends well with the cel-shading, but it's not something I'd find attractive. I will admit that Medli makes the beak work and she'd probably be ugly in any of the other art styles.

Also, aren't they kids?