Put the 3D Zelda games in tiers based on how hot the characters are

#41iKhanic(Topic Creator)Posted 7/18/2014 9:07:17 AM(edited)
Goombacrusher posted...
donkeyjack posted...
Goomba likes ladies?


Well duh, they need to reproduce somehow. Otherwise they'd have all gone extinct by now from being used as cannon fodder in Bowser's army.


But Mushrooms reproduce by spores.

EDIT: Technically, mushrooms are reproductive structures themselves. So goombas are basically sentient gonads.
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#42GamerTaiPosted 7/18/2014 9:24:31 AM
iKhanic posted...
So goombas are basically sentient gonads.


I keep telling people that Goombas look like dicks, but nobody ever believes me.
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#43GoombacrusherPosted 7/18/2014 9:29:20 AM
So that makes me a dick crusher then

I'm okay with this
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#44GamerTaiPosted 7/18/2014 9:43:51 AM(edited)
Goombacrusher posted...
So that makes me a dick crusher then
I'm okay with this


I don't think I'm okay with this. I've never had to wear a cup just to browse the internet before.
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#45paco1995Posted 7/18/2014 11:51:23 AM
Goombacrusher posted...
So that makes me a dick crusher then

I'm okay with this


Mario please.
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#46KingOfHyrulePosted 7/18/2014 3:55:59 PM
I know this isn't what this topic is about, but I would bang TP Zelda. Now you get to wonder whether I'm saying that as myself, or as my online persona.
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#47GoombacrusherPosted 7/18/2014 4:18:37 PM
GamerTai posted...
Goombacrusher posted...
So that makes me a dick crusher then
I'm okay with this


I don't think I'm okay with this. I've never had to wear a cup just to browse the internet before.


You shouldn't be afraid to experience new things
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#48LemondaddyPosted 7/20/2014 12:36:48 AM
I would put OoT as S Tier. Specifically for the fairy chick. Risky motor-boating is the best motor-boating.
All the others are A tier. Green Tunics make me rock hard, no matter how pixelated.
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