How about the Old Man from Pawn Stars as a playable character.

#1Rupin_SalesmanPosted 6/21/2013 10:26:32 AM
He said he could fight.
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#2Noctus3Posted 6/21/2013 10:27:09 AM
You definitely shouldn't go into sales.
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#3Rupin_Salesman(Topic Creator)Posted 6/21/2013 5:31:39 PM
Bump.
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#4AbugumgumPosted 6/21/2013 5:34:58 PM
i think this is funny
#5MustavusPosted 6/21/2013 5:38:24 PM
FUND IT
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#6BloodychessPosted 6/21/2013 5:42:49 PM
Mugen could make this happen
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#7liveman789Posted 6/21/2013 5:43:56 PM
I'm sure he knows a guy who knows a thing or two about Smash Bros.
#8Faceman_Posted 6/21/2013 5:50:01 PM
I'd rather have Rick, the main guy. His final smash can be to tell a terrible pun and then laugh intoxicatingly at his own joke. All the opponents start laughing at him laughing at his own joke and set themselves up to be smashed.
#9Enemy_AC130Posted 6/21/2013 6:07:11 PM
10/10 would main
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#10Rupin_Salesman(Topic Creator)Posted 6/21/2013 6:38:05 PM
Or Ninja Chumlee.
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- Francis, Super Paper Mario