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No one should be in Smash Bros

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3 years ago#1
Mario: Too plain
Luigi: Too cowardly
Link: Too hot
Samus: Too badass
Kirby: Too cute
Fox: Too furry
Pit: PiToo talkative
Pikachu: Too popular
Donkey Kong: Too powerful
Bowser: Too big
Villager: Too violent
Mega Man: Too robotic
Wii Fit Trainer: Too sexy
Olimar: Too small
When life gives you bruised lemons, you throw them back at the piece of s*** who bruised them.
3 years ago#2
No one is too big.
Pit in Survivor. Pac Man in Big Brother. Koopa the Quick in Whodunnit
3 years ago#3
GeneralPengu posted...
No one is too big.


Tharja's ass is too big.
When life gives you bruised lemons, you throw them back at the piece of s*** who bruised them.
3 years ago#4
Sounds awesome.

Okay, so there are no characters or stages or anything. You put the game in, turn it on, and then punch your friend in the nose. Immersion at its best!
3 years ago#5
Raziem posted...
Sounds awesome.

Okay, so there are no characters or stages or anything. You put the game in, turn it on, and then punch your friend in the nose. Immersion at its best!


Perfect.
When life gives you bruised lemons, you throw them back at the piece of s*** who bruised them.
3 years ago#6
NutOfDeath posted...
Link: Too hot
Samus: Too badass


I think you switched these two, bro.
Pichu and such.
Nanocarp and such.
3 years ago#7
Ghasts posted...
NutOfDeath posted...
Link: Too hot
Samus: Too badass


I think you switched these two, bro.


They're pretty interchangeable.
When life gives you bruised lemons, you throw them back at the piece of s*** who bruised them.
3 years ago#8
Heh, I applaud you. X3 You do a convincing impersonation.
They see me Kahn'in'! They Hatin'!
3 years ago#9
*Applauds*
Bravo, bravo.
Favorite Games: Final Fantasy 5, Touhou 8, Skullgirls, and Mother.
Working on a Smash Bros. RPG on RPG Maker VX Ace, and it's hard working solo.
3 years ago#10
Everyone's too sexy for Smash. I agree, TC.
Woof...
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