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Gaston for Smash Bros. 4!

#11PT_PiranhaPosted 10/29/2013 10:16:33 AM
Metaknighter posted...
More beer


What for? Nothing helps. He's disgraced.
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#12KillerKremlingPosted 10/29/2013 10:35:12 AM
PT_Piranha posted...
Metaknighter posted...
More beer


What for? Nothing helps. He's disgraced.

Who Gaston? Never!
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#13papermegaslimePosted 10/29/2013 10:53:17 AM
Gaston:
Who does he think she is?
That hand has tangled with the wrong man!
LeFou:
Darn right.
Gaston:
No one trophiphies Gaston!
Diminished! Paralyzed!
Teleported to strange worlds! Why, it's more than I can bear.
Luigi:
More mushrooms?
Gaston:
What for? Nothing helps. I'm displaced.
Luigi:
Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together.
Lefou:
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Ev'ry guy here's try'n ta fight ya, Gaston
It's time to give these freaks lumps
There's no smasher in town as admired as you
('cept maybe that Falcon guy)
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Gaston
Avoids trips like Gaston
No one's charge smash is incredibly quick like Gaston's
For there's no other Smasher with this much man-on
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Snake, Ness, or Ganon
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
Luigi and Chorus:
No one wavedashes Gaston
Or Dragoon-crashes Gaston
Luigi:
No one's got a good smash at the chin of Gaston
Gaston:
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
Luigi and Chorus:
My what a guy, that Gaston!
Give five "Our Boys!"
Give twelve "hee-hoos!"
Luigi:
Gaston is the best
The rest are all Pichus
Chorus:
No one Brawls like Gaston
Can fight Melee like Gaston
Luigi:
Even Wario can't bite like Gaston!
Bimbettes:
For there's no one who can survive as many
Luigi:
As you see I've got stock lives to spare
Luigi:
In Coin match he'll get every penny
Gaston:
That's right!
And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair
Chorus:
No one item snags like Gaston
Gooeybomb-tags like Gaston
Luigi:
In an online match everyone lags but Gaston
Gaston:
I'm espcially good at Final Smashing!
Oh, no wait
Chorus:
Even Smash Balls can't improve Gaston!
Gaston:
When I was a lad I ate tons of Yoshi eggs
Ev'ry morning to get large you see
And now that I'm grown I've switched to Rito eggs
So I'm roughly the size of Ridley!
Chorus:
Oh, ahhh, wow!
My what a guy, that Gaston!
None shoot Fir'works like Gaston
Makes those beauts like Gaston
LeFou:
All the Godesses now grace only the mighty Gaston
Gaston:
I use Pokeparts in all of my decorating!
Chorus:
My what a guy,
Gaston!
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#14Kingboo83(Topic Creator)Posted 10/29/2013 11:12:05 AM
papermegaslime posted...
Gaston:
Who does he think she is?
That hand has tangled with the wrong man!
LeFou:
Darn right.
Gaston:
No one trophiphies Gaston!
Diminished! Paralyzed!
Teleported to strange worlds! Why, it's more than I can bear.
Luigi:
More mushrooms?
Gaston:
What for? Nothing helps. I'm displaced.
Luigi:
Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together.
Lefou:
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Ev'ry guy here's try'n ta fight ya, Gaston
It's time to give these freaks lumps
There's no smasher in town as admired as you
('cept maybe that Falcon guy)
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Gaston
Avoids trips like Gaston
No one's charge smash is incredibly quick like Gaston's
For there's no other Smasher with this much man-on
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Snake, Ness, or Ganon
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
Luigi and Chorus:
No one wavedashes Gaston
Or Dragoon-crashes Gaston
Luigi:
No one's got a good smash at the chin of Gaston
Gaston:
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
Luigi and Chorus:
My what a guy, that Gaston!
Give five "Our Boys!"
Give twelve "hee-hoos!"
Luigi:
Gaston is the best
The rest are all Pichus
Chorus:
No one Brawls like Gaston
Can fight Melee like Gaston
Luigi:
Even Wario can't bite like Gaston!
Bimbettes:
For there's no one who can survive as many
Luigi:
As you see I've got stock lives to spare
Luigi:
In Coin match he'll get every penny
Gaston:
That's right!
And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair
Chorus:
No one item snags like Gaston
Gooeybomb-tags like Gaston
Luigi:
In an online match everyone lags but Gaston
Gaston:
I'm espcially good at Final Smashing!
Oh, no wait
Chorus:
Even Smash Balls can't improve Gaston!
Gaston:
When I was a lad I ate tons of Yoshi eggs
Ev'ry morning to get large you see
And now that I'm grown I've switched to Rito eggs
So I'm roughly the size of Ridley!
Chorus:
Oh, ahhh, wow!
My what a guy, that Gaston!
None shoot Fir'works like Gaston
Makes those beauts like Gaston
LeFou:
All the Godesses now grace only the mighty Gaston
Gaston:
I use Pokeparts in all of my decorating!
Chorus:
My what a guy,
Gaston!


You win this whole forum.
#15Dinoman96Posted 10/29/2013 11:25:06 AM
how could you play this?! there's no items!
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#16ThisAnvilPosted 10/29/2013 12:14:33 PM
No one beats up the chicks like Gaston.
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