Why is Donkey Kong so unattractive?

#1DiayamondoPosted 5/11/2014 2:15:59 PM
Silly ape
#2Diayamondo(Topic Creator)Posted 5/11/2014 2:20:23 PM
Bump
#3Diayamondo(Topic Creator)Posted 5/11/2014 2:26:39 PM
Bump
#4splodeymissilePosted 5/11/2014 2:29:32 PM
Cause he randomly loses his teeth.
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#5taoxadasaPosted 5/11/2014 2:29:59 PM
What are you talking about?

http://i.imgur.com/9DVqetb.gif

He's gorgeous.
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#6MuscleMarchPosted 5/11/2014 2:31:05 PM
inb4 http://i407.photobucket.com/albums/pp157/23021987/DonkeyKongCountryScreencap.jpg
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#7Patwhit01Posted 5/11/2014 2:31:11 PM
EXPAND DONG
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#8Diayamondo(Topic Creator)Posted 5/11/2014 2:31:58 PM
Patwhit01 posted...
EXPAND DONG


+1
#9AuraWielderPosted 5/11/2014 2:35:15 PM
...Why the hell did I read that title as "Why is Donkey Kong so submissive"?
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#10ss4parrothairPosted 5/11/2014 2:38:35 PM
Speak for yourself
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