Why is Donkey Kong so unattractive?

#11NotSnowskePosted 5/11/2014 2:39:09 PM
Carcasses are ugly. Especially when they kick it like DK did.
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#12peppermintsnowPosted 5/11/2014 2:40:07 PM
DK clearly does P90x. That's all I'm going to say...
#13RoyKoopaPosted 5/11/2014 2:42:13 PM
http://i.imgur.com/GABsCiO.jpg
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Yo' mama so fat player 2, 3, AND 4 have to play as Scorpion to pull her across the screen!
#14PhantomFoxPosted 5/11/2014 3:19:27 PM
... are you saying we should take our stinkin' paws off that damn dirty ape?
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Everyone knows these woods are haunted and full of monsters... right?
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#15SharmHedgehogPosted 5/11/2014 3:28:10 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I3yLLm9emU
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