Could this be the "My Immortal" of Smash Bros.?

#91SmokedChiliPosted 1/27/2013 11:51:46 AM(edited)
My quote of choice:
Suddanly Linkin puled of his mask the reveled that he was riley STAN THE HOLE TIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#92Pikmin3000Posted 1/28/2013 7:56:32 PM
Alrighty then, so now we have the final battle. The Christian Sue versus the army of Satinham Lincoln. I don't feel like giving any more recap, so I'll let Sara say it for me,

"Will Sara beet Saten and sav the wrold or wil evul win and al that bad stuf? Ur abot to fine ot! Than stey tooned 2moro 4 the epac concussion 2 this epac storey!"

http://archiveofourown.org/works/647449/chapters/1203205

Choice Quotes Chapter 34: War! Huh! Yeah! What is it good for?
- Satin ponted his patchferk at me and tred to stag me to deth but I dogged it and panched him in the fake.

- I was al alon in a wite rome. Than God w***ed up.
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#93Pikmin3000Posted 1/28/2013 9:07:52 PM(edited)
Here's a list of chapters for anyone who's missed something up to this point...

Chapter 1: Blues Brothers? - http://archiveofourown.org/works/647449/chapters/1176734
Chapter 2: A Short Exposition - http://archiveofourown.org/works/647449/chapters/1176751
Chapter 3: Sara 4 God Tier - http://archiveofourown.org/works/647449/chapters/1176767
Chapter 4: A Lesbian Orgy - http://archiveofourown.org/works/647449/chapters/1176788
Chapter 5: Spreading the T-Virus - http://archiveofourown.org/works/647449/chapters/1176798
Chapter 6: Pointless Concert - http://archiveofourown.org/works/647449/chapters/1176806
Chapter 7: JOHNMADDEN - http://archiveofourown.org/works/647449/chapters/1176813
Chapter 8: The Revenge of The LESBANS - http://archiveofourown.org/works/647449/chapters/1176818
Chapter 9: SamusxZelda = OTP - http://archiveofourown.org/works/647449/chapters/1176829
Chapter 10: That Old Ganon's No Match for Link! - http://archiveofourown.org/works/647449/chapters/1176833
Chapter 11: White Wedding - http://archiveofourown.org/works/647449/chapters/1176844
Chapter 12: ...and not a Single Horse - http://archiveofourown.org/works/647449/chapters/1176851
Chapter 14-1: Fat Conservative Exposition Radio - http://archiveofourown.org/works/647449/chapters/1176857
Chapter 14-2: The S*** Heard 'Round the World - http://archiveofourown.org/works/647449/chapters/1176866
Chapter 15: I Think I'm a Clone Now - http://archiveofourown.org/works/647449/chapters/1176871
Chapter 16: Sara Wins Again - http://archiveofourown.org/works/647449/chapters/1176876
Chapter 17: I Got Better - http://archiveofourown.org/works/647449/chapters/1176879
Chapter 18: Nazis, Yep - http://archiveofourown.org/works/647449/chapters/1176881
Chapter 19: What has Science Done?!? - http://archiveofourown.org/works/647449/chapters/1176888
Chapter 20: Fat Bottomed Girls - http://archiveofourown.org/works/647449/chapters/1176890
Chapter 21: Not Hot for Teacher - http://archiveofourown.org/works/647449/chapters/1176894
Chapter 22: Apologies to Mexicans - http://archiveofourown.org/works/647449/chapters/1176894
Chapter 23: Genocide at HD - http://archiveofourown.org/works/647449/chapters/1176901
Chapter 24: Burning Down the Hardware Store - http://archiveofourown.org/works/647449/chapters/1176905
Chapter 25: Barrack Epona & The Cure - http://archiveofourown.org/works/647449/chapters/1176909
Chapter 26: Metal Gear Romney - http://archiveofourown.org/works/647449/chapters/1176912
Chapter 27: FU-SION-HO! - http://archiveofourown.org/works/647449/chapters/1179716
Chapter 28: Magic Drugs - http://archiveofourown.org/works/647449/chapters/1184001
Chapter 29: F***in' Polateshans, How Do They Work? - http://archiveofourown.org/works/647449/chapters/1187831
Chapter 30: Let's Do the Time Warp Again! - http://archiveofourown.org/works/647449/chapters/1190110
Chapter 31: 1.21 Gigawatts - http://archiveofourown.org/works/647449/chapters/1193082
Chapter 32: Friendship is LESBANS - http://archiveofourown.org/works/647449/chapters/1194683
Chapter 33: It's the FINAL COUNTDOWN! - http://archiveofourown.org/works/647449/chapters/1199064
Chapter 34: War! Huh! Yeah! What is it good for? - http://archiveofourown.org/works/647449/chapters/1203205
#94Pikmin3000Posted 1/29/2013 3:36:30 PM
Alright everyone, here it is. Chapter 35! After many long and agonizing weeks, we finally reach the end. What can Sara possibly throw at us? Well, let's find out...

http://archiveofourown.org/works/647449/chapters/1206377
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#95LordRattergunPosted 1/30/2013 3:47:04 AM
Ah, the end of an era.

It's good to see that everything worked out well, from a certain (highly racist) point of view.
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#96ultimatetyrantPosted 1/30/2013 7:00:26 AM
Pikmin3000 posted...
LordRattergun posted...
EvilSakurai posted...
Wow.

I've got to up my game. This blows out my Captain Falcon FanFic.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7612952/1/FZero-Championchip


Oh man, I was actually looking for this the other day. Good fic.

"You never beated me, and you still aren't." - Captain Falcon.


As long as we're talking badfics, here are some others featuring your favorite Smashers...

Glitch City by hans-von-hozel
Knuckles Vses the Fox Power by Peter Chimaera
Metal Gear Solid: Fight of Metal Gears by Squirrelking
Metroid High School by 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006-chan
My Inner Life by Link's Queen


Here's one you can add to the list:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5928716/1/New-champion

The reviews are awesome.
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#97Pikmin3000Posted 1/30/2013 7:12:06 AM(edited)
So to summarize the ending...

- Barrack Obama, Michael Jackson, Mr. Jonson, and Becky are slaves because they weren't conservative.

- Abraham Lincoln was violently murdered by a bible-thumping Twihard.

- Sarah Palin and Justin Bieber now rule the free world.

- Sara and Lauren are still deeply in the closet.

ultimatetyrant posted...

Here's one you can add to the list:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5928716/1/New-champion

The reviews are awesome.


This is beautiful.
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#98SmokedChiliPosted 1/30/2013 8:45:00 AM
Now I want a literal animated parody of this fic!

Pikmin3000 posted...
ultimatetyrant posted...
Here's one you can add to the list:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5928716/1/New-champion

The reviews are awesome.


This is beautiful.


Fresh like a hyena's breath.
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#99SmokedChiliPosted 2/1/2013 4:00:13 PM
I'm bored. Who else is bored? If you are, good, because here's some more horrible SSB-related fics for our entertainment.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5742059/1/The_Legund_of_Lik
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4215599/1/Tales_of_the_Spageti_Womna
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6092611/1/Super_Smash_Sisters_Damsel_to_Hero
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#100Gold_VanguardPosted 2/6/2013 5:53:25 PM
This is the best thing since slice bread.
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