No seriously, (house) cats are serial killers to the point where they're destroying the ecosystem.
13: He plays Ganon
Can I assume you read Cracked?
18. He reads Cracked
Yes, but it's still true. Cats are evil and should be killed or kept inside all the time. --- But there's still tomorrow Forget the sorrow And I can be on the Last Train Home Watch it pass the day As it fades away No more time to care No more time Today