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Canon Battles Day 26: King K. Rool vs Bowser

#1SalsaSavantPosted 2/15/2013 8:15:06 PM
Who would win in a canon battle? - Results (64 votes)
King K. Rool
21.88% (14 votes)
78.13% (50 votes)
This poll is now closed.
In canon battles, you assume that every character is just like they are in their real game, not just Smash. For example, Olimar is still the size of a quarter, but can have up to 100 Pikmin.

All fights are considered one-on-one unless minion summoning/assistance is a major part of their abilities.

Everyone gets 5 noms for any matchup(s) they want.

Winners so far:

Wolf vs Dedede- Dedede clobbered dat dere Wolf with 67.5%
Pokemon Trainer vs Wolf- Trainer won won a Super Effective Victory 51.43%
Bowser vs Ganondorf- Ganondorf seized the Koopa Kingdom 76.09%
Samus vs Pit- Samus burned Pit's wings with 62.5%
Link vs Ridley- Ridley narrowly endured Link's holy weapons with 50.6%
Game and Watch vs R.O.B.- GW out retro'd R.O.B. with 68.75%
Captain Falcon vs. Olimar- Falcon punched Olimar's tiny body into oblivion with 76.47%
Mewtwo vs Arceus: Arceus cast His judgement on Mewtwo with 58.75%
Daisy in her sports outfit vs Honey Queen- HI IM DAISY! HI IM DAISY! with 59.32%
Pikachu vs Jigglypuff- Pikachu won a shocking victory with 76.27%
Donkey Kong vs Captain Falcon- DK kicked Falcon's AHHH with 53.13%. It sure did hurt.
Metal Face vs. Ridley- Metal Face crushed Ridley like a Homs with 57.53%
Audino vs Lilligant: Lilligant won a relaxing victory with 87.8%
Magikarp vs Negative Man: Magikarp proved that Negative Man is but a worthless protoplasm with 75.86%. That's right, Magikarp won something.
A Koopa vs An Octorok- Koopa proved slightly less incompetent with 51.06%
Saki vs Pit- Again today Pit went soaring through the sky with 75.47%. His enemy, he dished him up in a stir-fry.
Shulk vs Lloyd Irving- Shulk showed that you can change the future with 60%
Ness vs Lucas: Ness PSI rocked Lucas with 67.4%
Ridley vs. King K. Rool- Ridley proved the superior pirate with 73.33%
Dixie Kong vs Tiny Kong- Dixie barrel'd Tiny with 56.41%
Metapod that only knows Harden vs Kakuna that only knows Harden: Metapod proved to be made of sterner stuff with 61.82%
Young Link vs. Toon Link- Toon Link stabbed Young in the head with 61.7%
Travis Touchdown vs Bayonetta- Bayonetta tortured Travis with 58.97%. It was kinky. We're not sure if Travis enjoyed it.
Tiny Kong vs Candy Kong- Tiny chocked Candy with her pigtails and 67.74%
Devdan vs Danved- Danved proved that he can fight like 10 men with 72%

Tomorrow: James McCloud (Starfox) vs James McCloud (F-Zero)

Ditto vs Palutena x20
Link vs Chrom x20
Baby Peach vs Baby Daisy x19
Goomba vs Koopa Troopa x15
Ridley vs Aerodactyl x15
Master Hand vs Crazy Hand x10
Mario vs Sonic x10
Machamp vs Goro x10
Tom Nook vs Jack (Harvest Moon) x5
Palutena vs Arceus x5
Jack Cayman vs. Travis Touchdown x5
Sora vs Shulk x5
King Boo vs Goomboss x5
Zelda vs Peach x5
Link vs Vahn (Legend of Legaia) x5
Goomba vs Waddle Dee x5
Fox vs Chrom x5
King Boo vs Jahalla (Wind Waker) x5
Fox vs Chrom x5
Giygas vs Ganon x5
The Great and Mighty Poo vs Olimar x5
Buzz Buzz vs Olimar x5
Classic Megaman vs Megaman.exe x5
Jigglypuff vs Kirby x5
Luigi vs Diddy Kong x3
Tetra vs Toon Zelda x1
Not changing this until something impossible happens
Started 12/02/12
#2SalsaSavant(Topic Creator)Posted 2/15/2013 8:15:58 PM
Link vs Chrom
Not changing this until something impossible happens
Started 12/02/12
#3l33t_iRk3n_Rm33Posted 2/15/2013 8:22:11 PM
K Rool can only get hit when he feels like it. According to RPGs, this is not so for Bowser. If he's learned anything from DKC, he'll basically have a Starman the whole time.
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#4UnicornTamer1Posted 2/15/2013 9:35:21 PM
In DKC2 K. Rool is defeated by the gun going off in his face.
Bowser toasts him.
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#5CrystalKing5426Posted 2/15/2013 10:45:56 PM
I'd recommend changing King Boo vs. Jalhalla to Boolosseus vs. Jalhalla. They're much more comparable, and KB would stomp otherwise.
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#6MichaelollPosted 2/16/2013 1:17:13 AM
Baby Peach vs Baby Daisy x5
#7fawful_XPosted 2/16/2013 7:35:49 AM
x5 Redead vs. Mad Piano

Mad Piano's Wiki page, if anyone doesn't know what it is:
On of the most neutral(est?) of the Generic Neutral Accosiation of complete unofficiality and anonymity.
Rather terrible memory over here.
#8SalsaSavant(Topic Creator)Posted 2/16/2013 8:18:35 AM
CrystalKing5426 posted...
I'd recommend changing King Boo vs. Jalhalla to Boolosseus vs. Jalhalla. They're much more comparable, and KB would stomp otherwise.

That wasn't what they nom'd, so I can't change it.
If you'd like to nom that battle, you're welcome to.
Not changing this until something impossible happens
Started 12/02/12
#9MarioLinkGenofaPosted 2/16/2013 9:16:03 AM
SalsaSavant posted...
Link vs Chrom

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#10KingofAwesome69Posted 2/16/2013 10:14:27 AM
Bowser gets defeated by getting pelted with toys. K. Rool blasts him.