Super Manly Smash Brothers Roster

#1l33t_iRk3n_Rm33Posted 2/25/2013 9:30:56 PM(edited)
Too many times I've seen people act like Nintendo is just for little girls. As we all know, Smash Bros. is the only game that could possibly make anyone even consider the Wii U, according to you-KNOW-who. Also, my sister played New Super Mario Bros. Wii and had no problem sleeping afterwards. Clearly the majority of Nintendo games are just for little girls. So, to save the Wii U, we gotta make this the manliest game in all of video game history. To do that, we gotta fill this roster with the manliest of men video games have to offer. HOOWAH!

If I forget any (I probably will), let me know.

Mario
Good Box Art Mario ( http://lvls.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/int-dk.jpg )
Future Luigi ( http://brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/2012/12/21/457-luigis-holiday-vacation/ )
Rawk Hawk
Bowser
O'Chunks
Waluigi
Daisy in her sports outfit

Yoshi
Boshi

Donkey Kong
Pre-Scooby Doo voice Donkey Kong
Funky Kong
Karate Kong
Klubba

Wario
Wario (Wario Land moveset)
Young Cricket

The Legend of Zelda
Sumo Link (TP Link, wearing the outfit he wore wrestling Bo)
OoT Ganondorf
Groose

Pokemon
Lt. Surge
Bruno
Giovanni
Brock
Electabuzz
Jigglypuff
Big Bertha, from Pokemon Ranger: SoA

Kirby
Buggzy
Meta Knight, complete with his Spanish accent
Blade Knight, also with his Right Back Atcha accent

Fire Emblem
Ike (you're welcome, AwesomeAshley)
Murdock
Chrom
Hector

Mother
Flint
Poo
Duster
Porky's mom

Pikmin
Reggie Fils-Aime, feeling like a purple Pikmin

Kid Icarus
Magnus
Hades
DARK Pit

Star Fox
Fox
Wolf
Panther

F-Zero
Captain Falcon
Samurai Goroh
Black Shadow
Mr. EAD

Punch-Out!!
Little Mac (he's basically Goku in Head-to-Head)
Super Macho Man
Soda Popinski
Soda Popinski's theme manifest in a fighting form

Retro
Plok
Alex Kidd (River City Ransom)
Abobo

Third Party
Vector the Crocodile
Knuckles
Metal Sonic
Guile
Akuma
Zangief
King
Jin
Heihachi
Balrog
Mega Man X
Snake

Now tell me, can this roster get any manlier?
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#2GenoPosted 2/25/2013 8:36:48 PM
I'd play it.
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#3im_boredPosted 2/25/2013 8:42:19 PM
1240973413 / 10

Best roster I have ever seen, on any board, for any game, ever.
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#4Astro1446Posted 2/25/2013 8:49:04 PM
Fire Emblem
Ike (you're welcome, AwesomeAshley)
Chrom
Hector


Murdock, Fargus and Duessel laugh at this.
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#5l33t_iRk3n_Rm33(Topic Creator)Posted 2/25/2013 8:55:04 PM
Astro1446 posted...
Fire Emblem
Ike (you're welcome, AwesomeAshley)
Chrom
Hector


Murdock, Fargus and Duessel laugh at this.


Sorry, I'm not really an FE expert. I'll fix it.
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#6MichaelollPosted 2/25/2013 8:56:02 PM
....i see daisy in her sports outfit....... i see waluigi......... cannot compute a score...... 10 .... no 0............. ERROR malfunctioning
#7demonearl88Posted 2/25/2013 8:57:02 PM
Oh lord please no third party. Having Snake and Sonic in Brawl was a horrible mistake by Nintendo. >>
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#8l33t_iRk3n_Rm33(Topic Creator)Posted 2/25/2013 8:58:58 PM
demonearl88 posted...
Oh lord please no third party. Having Snake and Sonic in Brawl was a horrible mistake by Nintendo. >>


Horrible mistake? They were a huge selling point in Brawl. Besides, there'd be a lot of manly characters passed up due to your pettiness.
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#9SmallerRidleyPosted 2/25/2013 8:58:59 PM
Forgot Drayden, but good work otherwise.
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#10MaximumCheddarPosted 2/25/2013 9:10:17 PM(edited)
l33t_iRk3n_Rm33 proclaimed in a rugged voice...
O'Chunks
Groose
Lt. Surge
Reggie
Hades
Panther
Soda Popinski

This roster wins immediately.
By why on earth is Johnny Bravo's hair not on this list?