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Your reaction: Story Mode will have more drama

#21ThatPersonGuyPosted 3/18/2013 2:43:07 AM
LordRattergun posted...
I completely agree!

*Disclaimer appears on screen stating that Mario's voice has been replaced by Bill Cosby*

Mario: Have some Jello Pudding!

Luigi: But Mario, we have NO time for that! Tabuu is back, and he just destroyed every K-Mart and Jack-In-The-Box in Smashville! This is a crisis!

Mario: Talk about low budget movies and flights, the runnin' was better with the bippin' and the boppin'...Don't you want some jello puddin'? 'Cause if ya' do, you're gonna just SIT HERE, and ENJOY IT.

Luigi: Just...Just, NO, MARIO!! Wario, don't you want to help save the world?

Wario: **** that, it's time for pudding. *opens a can and grabs a spoon*







....Then Master Hand grew 249 feet tall, and FLICKED THE WHOLE WORLD OFF WITH HIS GIANT FINGER.

Everyone went on a rampage. Kids were ROBBED of their innocence. Women who had seen more action than Bear Grylls said, "Damn, that was intense." The men were like, "Did he just flick me o - - I THINK HE DID!!"


So, now...Skip to the boxart for the game. It's called Super Smash Brothers Donnybrook, right?

So, Mario's fat as ****, with pudding dribbling out of his mouth. Nobody knows why, but he's missing a damn SHOE, okay? Next to him is Luigi, who has gone crazy because of the laziness that surrounds him, so he has some goofy 3-D glasses on, a trenchcoat, pink hair, and is going through a David Bowie phase.

Wario has a can of pudding in one hand, spoon in the other, blunt in his mouth ('cause who didn't see that coming?), and he's just LAUNCHING out at you from the ****ing box.

And Master Hand is in the background, looking down at the world, with a middle finger that just takes up about 85% of the space on the box.

On the back, you've got random pictures of Donkey Kong being intimate with Zelda, in the most SHOCKING plot twist EVER created. Link is just like, "Bro, sloppy seconds." DK agrees. That sexy bastard.

RIGHT under the Wii U logo, there's a small, faint picture of Kirby EATING the Ice Climbers in a sandwich. And he's like..."Poyo!!!"

Zero Suit Samus is riding on a mechanical horse 24/7, having dollar bills thrown at her, and joining in on some Thursday Night Mud Rasslin', and ROB's in the middle of a Toys 'R' Us, like, "KILL, ANNIHILATE!!", as he burninates more than just the countryside.

And, of course, there has to be a short summary on the back of the box. It will just read:

"DON'T WORRY....IT'S ONLY THE ****ING APOCALYPSE."


MAKE. THIS. GAME.
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#22AlthebloodedgePosted 3/18/2013 2:54:33 AM
LordRattergun posted...
I completely agree!

*Disclaimer appears on screen stating that Mario's voice has been replaced by Bill Cosby*

Mario: Have some Jello Pudding!

Luigi: But Mario, we have NO time for that! Tabuu is back, and he just destroyed every K-Mart and Jack-In-The-Box in Smashville! This is a crisis!

Mario: Talk about low budget movies and flights, the runnin' was better with the bippin' and the boppin'...Don't you want some jello puddin'? 'Cause if ya' do, you're gonna just SIT HERE, and ENJOY IT.

Luigi: Just...Just, NO, MARIO!! Wario, don't you want to help save the world?

Wario: **** that, it's time for pudding. *opens a can and grabs a spoon*







....Then Master Hand grew 249 feet tall, and FLICKED THE WHOLE WORLD OFF WITH HIS GIANT FINGER.

Everyone went on a rampage. Kids were ROBBED of their innocence. Women who had seen more action than Bear Grylls said, "Damn, that was intense." The men were like, "Did he just flick me o - - I THINK HE DID!!"


So, now...Skip to the boxart for the game. It's called Super Smash Brothers Donnybrook, right?

So, Mario's fat as ****, with pudding dribbling out of his mouth. Nobody knows why, but he's missing a damn SHOE, okay? Next to him is Luigi, who has gone crazy because of the laziness that surrounds him, so he has some goofy 3-D glasses on, a trenchcoat, pink hair, and is going through a David Bowie phase.

Wario has a can of pudding in one hand, spoon in the other, blunt in his mouth ('cause who didn't see that coming?), and he's just LAUNCHING out at you from the ****ing box.

And Master Hand is in the background, looking down at the world, with a middle finger that just takes up about 85% of the space on the box.

On the back, you've got random pictures of Donkey Kong being intimate with Zelda, in the most SHOCKING plot twist EVER created. Link is just like, "Bro, sloppy seconds." DK agrees. That sexy bastard.

RIGHT under the Wii U logo, there's a small, faint picture of Kirby EATING the Ice Climbers in a sandwich. And he's like..."Poyo!!!"

Zero Suit Samus is riding on a mechanical horse 24/7, having dollar bills thrown at her, and joining in on some Thursday Night Mud Rasslin', and ROB's in the middle of a Toys 'R' Us, like, "KILL, ANNIHILATE!!", as he burninates more than just the countryside.

And, of course, there has to be a short summary on the back of the box. It will just read:

"DON'T WORRY....IT'S ONLY THE ****ING APOCALYPSE."



Actually this will be a better story than both Melee and Brawl!
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#23MattDark86Posted 3/18/2013 3:32:36 AM
More drama? Id be happy if the story was more coherant after the jumbled plot of Brawl...
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#24mariofan42(Topic Creator)Posted 3/19/2013 5:59:39 AM
ThatPersonGuy posted...
Breaking News:Sakurai confronts Final Fantasy 13 writers with the chance to write SSB4's story mode!


Sad moment in a Final Fantasy game? Naahhh
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