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If Donkey Kong was incorrect, he'd be Donkey Wrong

#1KlRBEHPosted 4/5/2013 1:39:53 AM
If Donkey Kong was tall, he'd be Donkey Long
#2Davidk92Posted 4/5/2013 1:50:25 AM
He's already powerful, but he's not Donkey Strong.
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#3RyoukaiPosted 4/5/2013 2:05:38 AM
If Donkey Kong was a musical instrument, he'd be a Donkey Gong.
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#4Doug314Posted 4/5/2013 2:18:33 AM
I thought he'd be Donkey Konga. Or the thing from DK64 but I don't remember its name.
Anyway, if he were a performance, he'd be Donkey Song.
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#5alpha-apePosted 4/5/2013 3:13:42 AM
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#6alpha-apePosted 4/5/2013 3:16:35 AM
If he were a Steel and Psychic-type Pokémon, he would be known as Donkey Bronzong.
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#7MusicVisualizerPosted 4/5/2013 3:23:27 AM
If he was a Vietnamese coin, he'd be a Donkey Dong.
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#8SMASHKING84Posted 4/5/2013 3:36:56 AM
if donkey kong was japanese he'd be donkey wong
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#9SaladVengeancePosted 4/5/2013 4:03:26 AM
If Donkey Kong was a porn star, he would be Dongey Kong.
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#10Nick of FivePosted 4/5/2013 9:01:33 AM
If the DK crew was at the beach, he'd wear a Donkey Thong
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