ITT: Infallible arguments for why characters can't be in the game

#1wiiking96Posted 4/30/2013 1:27:15 PM
1. Donkey Kong can't get in because he would eat all the bananas, the other characters wouldn't get their potassium, and they wouldn't be fit to fight.
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More villains need to be protagonists. BIS proves it can work.
Ridley, Ganondorf, Fawful, Bowser, and Dimentio all for their own games!
#2HejiruPosted 4/30/2013 1:34:30 PM
2. Ridley is too big.
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#3LittlejefferyPosted 4/30/2013 2:01:43 PM
3. Bowser: he will kidnap Princess Peach AGAIN and hide in his castle meaning that neither Princess Peach or Bowser will be playable, but on the positive side, this also means that we get two free character slots for the Mario series.
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#4Master_Warlord7Posted 4/30/2013 2:54:34 PM
4: Falco: Cause he never should've been in Melee or returned in Brawl.
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#5usaamahlinkPosted 4/30/2013 3:01:27 PM
Ice Climbers wont be playable because they are unable to adapt to the warmer climates visited in Smash Bros. That, along with their inherent inability to uncoat themselves, resulting in acute thermal discomfort, renders them unable to fight. They bore the pain in Melee and Brawl, but now, after suffering for long and being afflicted with irreversible symptoms, they have been deemed unfit to continue representing themselves in the Smash Bros games.
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