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But it's impossible. If it takes 100 purples to carry a dumbell, imagine how many would take to carry a human. You can't take out enough pikmin for that.
What they do is, they get 100 purple pikmin to attack you until you are dead, then your entire body explodes into little fireworks as you expire, leaving just your eyeballs, which the pikmin take back to the onion for 300 seeds each.