I wish to cite a few Rules of the Internet.
Rules of the Internet #11:All of your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.
Rules of the Internet #21:Original content is only original for the first few seconds before getting old.
Rules of the Internet #23:Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
Rules of the Internet #25:Relation to the original topic decreases with every post.
Rules of the Internet...and finally...
Rules of the Internet #31: **** or GTFO - the choice is yours.
...and therefor, I win.