I'm going to have a field day, aren't I?
"Upping the tea table" with Four Swords Adventures (which - and don't deny it - directly led to that stupid third timeline)
No, it didn't, since that "stupid third timeline" has NOTHING TO DO WITH FOUR SWORDS.
Tainting your beloved Mario series with your ridiculous Super Guide casual crap?
Tainting? Oh, you mean giving people who never played Mario before a chance to see it through? Yeah, because you HAVE to use it, right? Also, Miyamoto had nothing to do with NSMBW. Or any NSMB game for that matter.
But royally ******* up Paper Mario 3DS, and then being a complete and total hypocrite when it comes to Pikmin's design is where I draw the line.
Except that he didn't "royally f****ed up" Paper Mario, you'd cry no matter what happens, and Miyamoto himself said that he's been working on Pikmin 3 for YEARS.
And what the hell is the so-called "problem" now? Yeah, he wants to make it like Pikmin 1, as in, more strategy and exploring. Of course, somehow this is bad, because, Miyamoto, right?