Expansion DLC - GTA V: Episodes from Cloud City

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3 years ago#1
The year is who-gives-something-that-rhymes-with-duck, you're on the planet known as Bespin. The protagonist is the African-Bespian gambling smuggling con-man, Lando Calrissian. You just betrayed your best friend for The Empire, and throughout the story you try to redeem yourself and try to un-freeze Han Solo. Your love interest is a female Wookie by the name of Jennbacca, who is often confused for Bigfoot. The pack's antagonist is Boba Fett, who loathes all black people after an African-Coruscantan named Mace Windu beheaded his father in the Geonosis Arena. At one point of the expansion, you get to pilot a golden Millennium Falcon. And at another point you get to shoot up a bunch of pesky TIE Fighters with a stolen TIE Bomber. You'll come across some unknown-until-now characters such as Darth Vader, a dorky spaceman with a fancy flashlight. Luke Skywalker, some whiny blue eyed brat who also has a fancy flashlight (rumors going around that Vader's Luke's pops) and Bossk, a rich reptilian who loses his pants from time to time and is humiliated by his father. In this thrilling tale of drugs, alien sexy-time and smuggling, you'll be having loads of fun. These are the untold stories of Cloud City.

Note: This is all confirmed info, my uncle's buddy Yoda used to work for Rockstar during all the non-important Order 66 mumbo jumbo.
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3 years ago#2
I knew it...goddamn it, I ****ing knew it.
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3 years ago#3
*waves hand*

These are not the droids you're looking for.
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3 years ago#4
Hellraiser555 posted...
*waves hand*

These are not the droids you're looking for.


There is a mission based on this encounter.
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3 years ago#5
There's a GTA mission based on yoder's encounters. Something about a diner and a Frenchman..?
3 years ago#6
But sir, the odds of this topic being successful are 3,482,432 to 1








Never tell me the odds
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3 years ago#7
pixelkilla posted...
There's a GTA mission based on yoder's encounters. Something about a diner and a Frenchman..?

I hate y- yes, that's true.
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3 years ago#8
nativengine posted...
But sir, the odds of this topic being successful are 3,482,432 to 1








Never tell me the odds


I'm not trying to be successful in anything, smart one.
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3 years ago#9

From: Tomar-Re
I'm not trying to be successful in anything, smart one.


But sir, the odds of that poster being smart are-

You know, maybe I'll just sit this one out.
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3 years ago#10
c_yoder posted...
From: Tomar-Re
I'm not trying to be successful in anything, smart one.
But sir, the odds of that poster being smart are-

You know, maybe I'll just sit this one out.


Stand it out.
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