How often do you guys go into the strip clubs?

#31qwertyMrJINXPosted 2/12/2013 1:53:17 PM
I go every in-game day, to make sure my characters' needs are taken care of.
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#32ViciousXl2Posted 2/12/2013 1:56:44 PM
mfv12979 posted...
It made me wonder what people do in strip clubs because i have never went to one in my life lol. after seing it gta 4 i thought to myself "its not so great after all". its just a lap dance you pay to some girl. And seing their half naked bodies. For me that's a waste of money lol. but hey thats just my opinion. people do what they want with their money lol.


Some girls have business cards that you get and then they're like escorts.
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From what I've heard
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#33turtlebeach21Posted 2/14/2013 2:58:16 AM
i like using prostitutes then killing them afterwards...
#34ninjaman148Posted 2/14/2013 8:10:07 PM(edited)
I liked going to the Pole Position Club in GTA:VC only because the people who worked there would actually fight back with baseball bats and machetes, unlike what I've seen in GTA:IV.
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#35Estabon1Posted 2/16/2013 11:38:51 AM
I usually go to the Platinum Horse once every three weeks or so.
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#36Estabon1Posted 2/16/2013 3:04:36 PM
ViciousXl2 posted...
mfv12979 posted...
It made me wonder what people do in strip clubs because i have never went to one in my life lol. after seing it gta 4 i thought to myself "its not so great after all". its just a lap dance you pay to some girl. And seing their half naked bodies. For me that's a waste of money lol. but hey thats just my opinion. people do what they want with their money lol.


Some girls have business cards that you get and then they're like escorts.
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From what I've heard


Not exactly... most strippers have business cards telling you when they're in, but if you're looking for an escort at a strip club you're going to have to pay a pretty penny, even at less classy joints. I've heard of someone paying $50 for a handie at a hole in the wall, compared to $500 for (literally) a kiss on the **** at a real nice place downtown.

That said, my friends and I go to see breasts for free, laugh at fat girls who can't dance, but above all, see the wild tricks some girls can do on a pole. Make it in before you have to pay a cover charge (usually before 7), and you've got a good time for cheap. $2 brews during happy hour, $3-5 after. We'll usually go around 6, drink 3 or 4 over the course of the first hour, order 3 more a piece before 7 to drink the next hour, then kinda just mellow on a beer or two for the last hour or two we're there. Lap dances are basically a waste of time, don't bother trying to get their numbers (not because you can't), and only tip dances who are particularly attractive or do something sweet.

Thinking about this, I just went in depth on when, where, how and why I go to strip clubs at any given time, on a gaming forum, of all places. Wow. :P
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