So, my friend threw a vibrator at a cop online today...

#1angeldeath21Posted 2/12/2013 9:42:52 PM
We ended up holding out in the porn store at Star Junction, and to antagonize the cops he decided to assault them with a thrown vibrator before he was killed by me in this freak accident, after which followed a most insane on-foot chase between the cops (with me and another friend at five stars each) and three other guys in the game who were out to kill us.

Our final destination ended up being Ligner and Scheister where a crazy battle ensued until the bitter end (I was killed by a shotgun cop just seconds after retreating to the interview room from the main story).

/blogfaqs, etc.

Why do people say GTA IV sucks? It's got vibrators. Throwable vibrators! I just seriously don't understand the hate it gets.

I'm so looking forward to free roam in GTA V.
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#2ShELbY_GT500Posted 2/12/2013 10:30:14 PM
Are throwable vibrators available single player? If so when can I find such a lethal weapon?

Ive never played GTA IV online, how active is the online community?
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#3Perfect LightPosted 2/12/2013 11:16:31 PM
I don't remember throwable vibrators. Or ANY vibrators for that matter. Then again, I played MP for all of an hour.
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#4angeldeath21(Topic Creator)Posted 2/13/2013 6:01:36 AM
ShELbY_GT500 posted...
Are throwable vibrators available single player? If so when can I find such a lethal weapon?

Ive never played GTA IV online, how active is the online community?


GTA IV is always in the top 15 or so most-played XBL games weekly. It's got a very active community. Just gotta watch for modders.
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#5KOLDFYERPosted 2/13/2013 7:05:24 AM
I keep hearing about these modders. Is there any actual risk playing with them? Can they harm my console or anything like that?
#6BeastLeeAdamsPosted 2/13/2013 7:25:31 AM
Vanilla GTA 4 does not have vibrators. It probably does modded though considering I was driving a dinosaur Skelton one time...
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#7Mentalpatient87Posted 2/13/2013 7:38:27 AM
KOLDFYER posted...
I keep hearing about these modders. Is there any actual risk playing with them? Can they harm my console or anything like that?


Whenever I played they just made everything not fun. I'm sure they were having a great time, but I wanted do something other than die and burn where I spawned.

It's like trying to have a pick up basketball game in the park, but some loudmouthed Aspie is running around the court swinging a fence post at people.
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#8angeldeath21(Topic Creator)Posted 2/13/2013 8:03:43 AM
BeastLeeAdams posted...
Vanilla GTA 4 does not have vibrators. It probably does modded though considering I was driving a dinosaur Skelton one time...


The porn store in Star Junction does.

Modders can't hurt your console -- they're just a nuisance.
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#9Wolf_J_FlywheelPosted 2/13/2013 12:16:04 PM
yes regular single player has throwable vibrators, my GTA IV has never touched the internet. also there is at least 2 porn stores... i dint remember where the other one is.
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#10PepeSilvia906Posted 2/13/2013 12:25:33 PM
Wolf_J_Flywheel posted...
yes regular single player has throwable vibrators, my GTA IV has never touched the internet. also there is at least 2 porn stores... i dint remember where the other one is.


The other one is by Hove Beach, and they both have throwable vibrators. I want to say "throwable vibrators" again. Throwable vibrators.
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