"MY Hotel room is so small, when I put the key in the door, I broke the window!" "I'm so ugly, my mother used to feed me with a slingshot!" "You want to wake up with a smile? Go to sleep with a clothes hanger in your mouth." "My cooking is so bad, my kids thought it was to commemorate Pearl Harbor." --- So, if you put an Oriental guy in a bowl, and spin it around, does he become disOriented?
Or just have Tim Vine doing stand up. Some examples from him:
"Velcro? What a rip-off!" "Conjunctivitis.com Ė thatís a site for sore eyes" "I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again" "Exit signs? They're on the way out!" "Albinos Ė you canít say fairer than that."
I'm sure you can find clips of him on Youtube if you look hard enough --- Laws are a tedious business and counting coppers is worse