Game needs a comedy club where they do nothing but one-liners.

#1BardockpwnsjooPosted 4/25/2013 3:30:19 AM
"MY Hotel room is so small, when I put the key in the door, I broke the window!"
"I'm so ugly, my mother used to feed me with a slingshot!"
"You want to wake up with a smile? Go to sleep with a clothes hanger in your mouth."
"My cooking is so bad, my kids thought it was to commemorate Pearl Harbor."
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So, if you put an Oriental guy in a bowl, and spin it around, does he become disOriented?
#2RhyswrPosted 4/25/2013 3:54:47 AM
Or just have Tim Vine doing stand up. Some examples from him:

"Velcro? What a rip-off!"
"Conjunctivitis.com Ė thatís a site for sore eyes"
"I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again"
"Exit signs? They're on the way out!"
"Albinos Ė you canít say fairer than that."

I'm sure you can find clips of him on Youtube if you look hard enough
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#3VincentVega13Posted 4/25/2013 8:56:08 AM
I can see Stewart Francis in a GTA comedy club.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bV9wsPghPPY
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