Cyclists

#1aneurysmPosted 5/5/2013 2:54:36 PM
I sit through Auckland's finest 1.5hr rush hour traffic to/from work each day. One thing that ****s me right off? Cyclists... in full lycra gear. Boy I hope there's cyclists in this game. Groups of cyclists even. I just need to vent some road rage by blasting a soccer mum's head off, stealing her soccer mum van, and mowing down cyclists. Oh yeah, soccer mums. GTFO THE ROAD, LITTLE TIMMY CAN CATCH THE ****ING BUS YA OVER PROTECTIVE PIECE OF ****, HE'S TWELVE, YOU'RE DAMAGING HIM.

I would love to do this in real life but running over cyclists ("sharing" the road with cyclists) has become a "thing" in our news lately.

Anybody else feel the same or am I just proper mental?
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#2A_Hairy_WafflePosted 5/5/2013 2:58:34 PM(edited)
I'm pretty sure most places frown on the slaughter of cyclists. Don't quote me on that though.
#3rttnPosted 5/5/2013 2:56:53 PM
I am the same. In fact I already had a topic about this very thing. If you search "Biker"
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#4puffinslaughterPosted 5/5/2013 3:07:39 PM
Agree. You can share the road with me when you start paying bike insurance every year and install proper turn signals, along with paying to have your bike inspected. Roads are for cars, not bicycles, not people, cars.
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#5aneurysm(Topic Creator)Posted 5/5/2013 3:09:06 PM
rttn posted...
I am the same. In fact I already had a topic about this very thing. If you search "Biker"


My bad
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#6UnCool_HeadPosted 5/5/2013 3:20:11 PM
Ooh, boy. Call me heartless but I wanna reproduce this event:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKtTSVvuer8
#703343Posted 5/5/2013 3:21:54 PM
I think you need a new therapist
#8aneurysm(Topic Creator)Posted 5/5/2013 4:10:37 PM
UnCool_Head posted...
Ooh, boy. Call me heartless but I wanna reproduce this event:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKtTSVvuer8


This guy gets it
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#9aneurysm(Topic Creator)Posted 5/5/2013 4:11:32 PM
03343 posted...
I think you need a new therapist


You clearly don't drive?
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#10CruorComaPosted 5/5/2013 4:26:55 PM(edited)
puffinslaughter posted...
Agree. You can share the road with me when you start paying bike insurance every year and install proper turn signals, along with paying to have your bike inspected. Roads are for cars, not bicycles, not people, cars.


Roads are for automobiles, not cyclists? So what, drastically raise taxes to build thousands of miles of bicycle ways? Or is your contention that the past-time of cycling should be eliminated entirely?
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