First, vote for the best insult from yesterday (Haggar):
1. Beat em ups and pro wrestling, two things that haven't been cool since the 90s. 2. Zangief: You know your lariat is supposed to hurt the OTHER guy right? 3. You know, you'd figure a mayor would express his right to bear arms to defend himself instead of carrying a steel pipe everywhere. 4. you know what they say about guys with big pipes.... 5. Remember when everyone loved final fight: streetwise? Yeah, me neither.
This game is simple, each day I'll name a character, and it is your job to come up with the most creative and funny insult you possibly can.
Usually the best insults will pertain to the character's personality/job/story/fighting style/other traits.
For those of you who don't know what a Roast is; that's when you make fun of someone you like in attempt to be funny. (These topics are just meant for humor, not an attempt to say the character roster sucks.)
The character chosen will be randomly picked from the other side of the roster as the previous day. We will continue this until we run out of characters, or I get bored of it. Each day, the best/funniest insult will be listed here for each character.
Winners thus far: Day 1, Dante: "Hey Dante, remember when you did damage?" - soul_assassin23 Day 2, Magneto: "Magneto is the only man on the planet who knows more about Reed Richards's wood than the Invisible Woman." - IAmMC2 Day 3, Tron: "Yo dawg we heard you like servbots, so we put Tron in a servbot so you can shoot servbots from a servbot with your other servbot." - Gibly Day 4, Hawkeye: "according to black widow, there's one spot you always miss" - TatsumaruShadow
Today's honorary Rostie doesn't love you anymore: Super Skrull. Now get roasting. --- -I will always, ALWAYS, main Felicia. DEAL WITH IT!- "The pleasure of a dream, is that its a fantasy. If it happens, it was never a dream." - FMA
Even with the abilities to stretch, get rock hard instantly, and turn really hot, you still don't impress the ladies. --- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqeBDKhwUxM ^My Apollo Justice Fandub. My youtube channel is lonely ;~;