The UMvC3 Character Roasts Day 6: Super Skrull

#1askinywhiteguyPosted 5/16/2012 3:19:47 PM
First, vote for the best insult from yesterday (Haggar):

1. Beat em ups and pro wrestling, two things that haven't been cool since the 90s.
2. Zangief: You know your lariat is supposed to hurt the OTHER guy right?
3. You know, you'd figure a mayor would express his right to bear arms to defend himself instead of carrying a steel pipe everywhere.
4. you know what they say about guys with big pipes....
5. Remember when everyone loved final fight: streetwise? Yeah, me neither.

This game is simple, each day I'll name a character, and it is your job to come up with the most creative and funny insult you possibly can.

Usually the best insults will pertain to the character's personality/job/story/fighting style/other traits.

For those of you who don't know what a Roast is; that's when you make fun of someone you like in attempt to be funny. (These topics are just meant for humor, not an attempt to say the character roster sucks.)

The character chosen will be randomly picked from the other side of the roster as the previous day. We will continue this until we run out of characters, or I get bored of it. Each day, the best/funniest insult will be listed here for each character.

Winners thus far:
Day 1, Dante: "Hey Dante, remember when you did damage?" - soul_assassin23
Day 2, Magneto: "Magneto is the only man on the planet who knows more about Reed Richards's wood than the Invisible Woman." - IAmMC2
Day 3, Tron: "Yo dawg we heard you like servbots, so we put Tron in a servbot so you can shoot servbots from a servbot with your other servbot." - Gibly
Day 4, Hawkeye: "according to black widow, there's one spot you always miss" - TatsumaruShadow

Today's honorary Rostie doesn't love you anymore: Super Skrull. Now get roasting.
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#2PinwheelePosted 5/16/2012 3:26:48 PM
Even with the abilities to stretch, get rock hard instantly, and turn really hot, you still don't impress the ladies.
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#3Macho_taco_23Posted 5/16/2012 3:43:28 PM
He doesn't love you anymore!
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#4GHExpert123Posted 5/16/2012 3:46:37 PM(edited)
Super Skrull, the master of combos: Meteor Smash>Inferno

EDIT: I vote for number 1.
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#5JinkininkiPosted 5/16/2012 3:45:50 PM
I vote number 2.
#6Emperor_ZergPosted 5/16/2012 3:51:23 PM
After how big the Avengers movie was, they should rename him to Super Chitauri. He might actually be used now
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#7Telly2588Posted 5/16/2012 3:52:01 PM
Pinwheele posted...
Even with the abilities to stretch, get rock hard instantly, and turn really hot, you still don't impress the ladies.

Genius.
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#8Hail_BerserkPosted 5/16/2012 4:45:00 PM
yeah pinwheele won this one at the getgo on superskrull, and my vote for haggar is number 1
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#9koga_wolf_demonPosted 5/16/2012 5:03:54 PM
Pinwheele posted...
Even with the abilities to stretch, get rock hard instantly, and turn really hot, you still don't impress the ladies.

This one.
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#10DuuuDe14Posted 5/16/2012 5:10:36 PM
Telly2588 posted...
Pinwheele posted...
Even with the abilities to stretch, get rock hard instantly, and turn really hot, you still don't impress the ladies.

Genius.


The Skrull Queen will be quite pleased!
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