Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom Haikus

#1EbolatasticPosted 2/2/2013 12:41:08 PM
Gravity Cheese you
are so delicious I
fed three bars to them
#2RoccoRedPosted 2/2/2013 12:43:06 PM(edited)
Foot-Foot Dive
Die
FOOT-FOOT DIVE
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Xbox: KeroTenu
PSN: Omagiri_Dragon
#3Ebolatastic(Topic Creator)Posted 2/2/2013 1:02:12 PM
RoccoRed posted...
Foot-Foot Dive
Die
FOOT-FOOT DIVE


five syllables
seven syllables
five syllables

Regardless, I love it.

Foot Dive Food Dive Die
Food Dive Foot Dive Food Dive Die
Fear is beneath Doom

how about that?
#4loffterPosted 2/2/2013 1:23:43 PM
Mortals are so weak
You are nothing to me bro!
Amataratsu!
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Also, I can kill you with my brain. ~ River
*Black2 3311-3541-1257
#5l3lue0niPosted 2/2/2013 1:26:50 PM
Just one whiffed normal
Eat an entire combo
Lose two characters
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Second in command who longs for the heart he does not have. Only the moon breaks his icy calm.
PSN: BlueOniSaix
#6MaroziPosted 2/2/2013 1:29:29 PM
I'm motivated!

Mother@&*(! Spiral Swords

Good game peace out bro
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Watch your back. Shoot straight. Conserve ammo. NEVER cut a deal with a dragon. XBox: Oceansouldog
#7Azumarill12777Posted 2/2/2013 1:31:02 PM
Zero May Cry rocks
Ballin' on other teams' chins
Swords and swords and swords
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UMvC3: Zero May Cry. SCV: Maxi NFL: Jaguars(2nd pick in DAT Draft)Lakers(LEGIT 6 LYFE!!!)
#8loffterPosted 2/2/2013 1:31:54 PM
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Also, I can kill you with my brain. ~ River
*Black2 3311-3541-1257
#9RagingRicansPosted 2/2/2013 1:32:18 PM
Salty Tears of Joy

I'm not a real Ninja

Brian, quit cryin
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PSN: RagingRicans. "Rican's who rage are spicy chalupas". - Fictional Hispanic man.
#10DarksteelPosted 2/2/2013 2:03:27 PM
And now a haiku as directed by Chris G:


SOUL FIST SOUL FIST SOUL
FIST SOUL FIST SOUL FIST SOUL FIST
HIDDEN MISSLES KO
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Strong people are harder to kill than weak people, and more useful in general -Mark Rippetoe