Because cats are evil? --- MarioKart 64 Main: Bowser GT: MELTOR13
#3SchesparnPosted 10/5/2012 8:54:50 AM
They're stringy and you have to eat like a dozen to get a meal's worth of food. --- Look, for the last time: Kirby has explained it over and over! http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk138/Schesparn/11911255317531.gif
#4Bad_Voice_OverPosted 10/5/2012 8:59:23 AM
He is a dog person.
#5brisashiPosted 10/5/2012 9:00:33 AM
Because cats suck and are stupid. --- A wizard did it.
#6CounterpwntPosted 10/5/2012 9:02:06 AM
His ex was probably a cat person.
#7R4NDOMGUYPosted 10/5/2012 9:03:21 AM
If one of Atlas's heads was a 5-year-old, it wouldn't surprise me if Axton's commanding officer was a cat. --- GT: ExplosiveCrate
#8chaos_belmontPosted 10/5/2012 9:06:38 AM
He likes stupid creatures that bows to him and are easily trained, it makes for good underlings.
Also they can fetch you food AND when you get tired of them you can get a decent meal out of them, korea has it right.
They are like cows pretty much. --- Dark sorcerer, king of dark intentions, sensual pleasures pirate, constant hankering for honey, sprinkly toes thrillseeker extraordinaire.
#9GreatTroySenseiPosted 10/5/2012 9:07:49 AM
Seconding cats are evil. --- These are like, third dimension glasses, you know? They don't really work, though because I feel like I'm still seeing stuff in whatever dimension we live in.
#10RitalinfiendPosted 10/5/2012 9:08:28 AM
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