I'm about to go smoke a cigarette. I'll be back in 10 - 20 minutes. The person who responds with the best joke can have it all. Seriously, just post a hilarious joke and you can have it. I'm not picking any of this stuff up, so I won't be duping it.
If you'd like to throw any rare skins/heads at me, I'd accept them, but ultimately I just want to hear a funny joke. This is legit, so post away.