Best joke gets a bunch of level 50 oranges (legit, just tell me a great joke yo)

#61thebobevilPosted 10/11/2012 3:12:30 AM
Why are Eskimos like Tupperware?

Cos they both like a nice tight seal.
#62SqweamishPosted 10/11/2012 3:16:34 AM
Besthesda makes broken games
The community fixes them.
Nobody could fix Daggerfall.
#63kennykaos317Posted 10/11/2012 3:17:39 AM
Knock knock.

Who's there?


9/11 who?

You swore you'd never forget.
#64ArticianPosted 10/11/2012 3:18:30 AM
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre!

Sorry, I just really like that one. ;)
#65JackTrips(Topic Creator)Posted 10/11/2012 3:23:19 AM
Moar jokes!

In honor of this thread getting over 50 posts, I'll post my favorite joke:

A man walked into his psychiatrist's office. Despite the normal look on his face and his easygoing demeanor, he was completely naked. His only clothing was a single layer of plastic wrap.

His psychiatrist took one look at him and said, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
#66LewisDawgPosted 10/11/2012 4:08:38 AM
FillyPhlyers posted...
Why'd the boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind quadriplegic boy get for Christmas?

GT: Lewis Dawg
#67Masemune_100Posted 10/11/2012 4:21:22 AM
Women's rights.
Who is the Milkman?
#68hauntbotPosted 10/11/2012 4:25:59 AM

thats the joke!

HB: official trollschach of the relax boards
#69Dragonfable101Posted 10/11/2012 4:29:40 AM
What's the difference between a Bass Player and a Picknick table?

A Picknick Table can support a family of four.
Remember that failure only occurs the moment you've decided you will no longer strive for success.
- Lysamus
#70thebobevilPosted 10/11/2012 5:05:16 AM
My psychiatrist said that I'm a paranoid schizophrenic ... well, he didn't say it, but we know he's thinking it.

He put me on broad spectrum placebos for my hypochondria, but I'm not taking them ... I'm saving them up for a mock suicide attempt.

* * * * * * * * * *

A man after leaving a party very late one night decides to take a shortcut through the local graveyard.

After a minute or tow, he hears a tapping sound ... nervous now, he walks faster.

The sounds grows louder the further in to the graveyard he goes ...

Walking around the side of a large mausoleum, he finds an old man, a bag of tools beside him, kneeling down, workign away on the stone ...

"Damn, old timer! You nearly gave me a heart attack! What the hell are you doing out here so late working?"

The old man looks up at him with sad eyes and says, "They spelled my name wrong."