What is your favorite bandit quotes?

#1FAILUREtoreplyPosted 1/8/2013 8:51:00 PM
Mine is either "What's his face!? NOOOOOO!!"
or "I've got the NEED to SEEEEED"

Mainly because the way the bandits say them lol
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#2TsurukePosted 1/8/2013 8:54:05 PM
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#3TsurukePosted 1/8/2013 8:54:31 PM
"Give me your damn loot!"
or
"SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE FACESHOOTING O'CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT!... I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!"

TL;DR: Goliath Bandit quote or Face McShooty quote
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XBL GT/PSN: Tsuruke.
#4Leviathan79Posted 1/8/2013 8:56:47 PM
"They told me to bring a pail lunch. You look pale enough!"

or

"Bring me a bucket, and I'll show you a bucket!"
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#5lee_Posted 1/8/2013 9:02:52 PM
Goliath: "Get on your god damn knees!"
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Butt Stallion says hello
#6killbot357Posted 1/8/2013 9:12:14 PM
HEY I WAS GONNA KILL THAT GUY
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Currently playing: Minecraft: FTB, Professor Layton and the Miracle Mask, Baldur's Gate Enhanced Edition, Borderlands 2
#7SuprSaiyanRockrPosted 1/8/2013 9:25:12 PM
"I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU A SALAD
OUT OF WORMS"

(When using the Gunzerkers skill against a Raging Goliath)
"THAT'S JUST TWO MORE THINGS FOR ME TO SHOVE UP YOUR ASS!"
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Efficiency>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Nostalgia. Always.
#8TrazielPosted 1/8/2013 9:31:17 PM
The psycho conversstion when you walk into steam & power.

"No! Mommy bled for us both! She bled for us both!
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Gamertag: LaGrimm
Now Playing: Borderlands 2
#9PathagreusPosted 1/8/2013 10:31:28 PM
When buzzard pilots start singing Ride of the Valkyries.
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#10TwoBits54Posted 1/8/2013 10:50:57 PM
"I can still taste her lovely sweatbox. She fed me such tears of ecstacy."
"LIAR! I ripped out her bumpy tummy, and her hot screams were for me!"
"NO! Mommy bled for us both. She bled for us both!"
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GT: TwoBits54