What is your favorite bandit quotes?

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3 years ago#1
Mine is either "What's his face!? NOOOOOO!!"
or "I've got the NEED to SEEEEED"

Mainly because the way the bandits say them lol
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3 years ago#3
"Give me your damn loot!"
or
"SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE FACESHOOTING O'CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT!... I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!"

TL;DR: Goliath Bandit quote or Face McShooty quote
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XBL GT/PSN: Tsuruke.
3 years ago#4
"They told me to bring a pail lunch. You look pale enough!"

or

"Bring me a bucket, and I'll show you a bucket!"
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Gamertag: Buddernipps
3 years ago#5
Goliath: "Get on your god damn knees!"
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Xbox Live GT: Swansfan4
Butt Stallion says hello
3 years ago#6
HEY I WAS GONNA KILL THAT GUY
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Currently playing: Minecraft: FTB, Professor Layton and the Miracle Mask, Baldur's Gate Enhanced Edition, Borderlands 2
3 years ago#7
"I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU A SALAD
OUT OF WORMS"

(When using the Gunzerkers skill against a Raging Goliath)
"THAT'S JUST TWO MORE THINGS FOR ME TO SHOVE UP YOUR ASS!"
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Efficiency>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Nostalgia. Always.
3 years ago#8
The psycho conversstion when you walk into steam & power.

"No! Mommy bled for us both! She bled for us both!
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Gamertag: LaGrimm
Now Playing: Borderlands 2
3 years ago#9
When buzzard pilots start singing Ride of the Valkyries.
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Signed.
3 years ago#10
"I can still taste her lovely sweatbox. She fed me such tears of ecstacy."
"LIAR! I ripped out her bumpy tummy, and her hot screams were for me!"
"NO! Mommy bled for us both. She bled for us both!"
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GT: TwoBits54
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