What's the best name you've ever gotten on a weapon?

#1I have no namePosted 1/22/2013 5:58:37 PM
I found a Torgue rocket launcher named 'derp Duuurp!'.

I'm not sure what my favorite part of that name is. That they used two different spelling of derp, that the second durp is capitalized and needlessly elongated or that it ends with an exclamation point to make clear that this name must be shouted out in one's best impersonation of Mr. Torgue.

What's the coolest or funniest name you've gotten on a weapon?
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#2capnovanPosted 1/22/2013 5:59:09 PM
Hard Rod
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#3PanopictonguyPosted 1/22/2013 6:01:08 PM
Double Penetrating Pocket Rocket.
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#4deadlyfredPosted 1/22/2013 6:01:26 PM
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#5spfurm01Posted 1/22/2013 6:01:30 PM
One of my personal favorites lately was "Extra Large Shotgun Supreme!", a purple tediore shotgun.
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#6H3nryW1ls0n3Posted 1/22/2013 6:01:48 PM
Panopictonguy posted...
Double Penetrating Pocket Rocket.


That's what she said..........
#7Seiichi OmoriPosted 1/22/2013 6:02:09 PM
From: Panopictonguy | #003
Double Penetrating Pocket Rocket.

this

it must be a magical piece
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#8ChicagoTed_Posted 1/22/2013 6:03:28 PM
Attacking Defender

That, and some fairly suggestive stuff I can't remember.
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#9marianhossa18rwPosted 1/22/2013 6:06:42 PM
I found a Bandit SMG today that was called something like "Bullets Shoot Fastier SMG" Or something along those lines.
#10deadlyfredPosted 1/22/2013 6:07:29 PM
I love that my message got moderated for including a censored version of the name of one of the guns in this RATED M for MATURE game.

The gun I listed was the Rightsizing B-WORD.

Or is that bypassing too? Ridiculous.
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