Who would you want your talking gun to sound like?

#1TsurukePosted 1/24/2013 8:04:18 PM(edited)
Playing with the Bane and Shotgun 1340 recently testing things with my character(s)
Brought me onto this creation. I would want a Face McShooty Pistol or Sniping Rifle
I would pay 80 MSP to have a Face McShooty talking gun.

Following Quotes
"- IN THE FACE! NOT SO COMPLEX! NEED IT! WANT IT NEED IT HAVE TO HAVE IT! FACESHOT! BOOM! BRAINS EVERYWHERE! Not the KNEE, not the ARM, not the SPINE"
"- FACE! IT HAS TO HAPPEN! HNNNNG! FACEY FACEY FACE FACE! TIRED OF WAITING! NO MORE WAITING! NEED A FACE SHOT! BOOM! SQUISH! YAY!"

"SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE FACESHOOTING O'CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT!...I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?! "

When shot elsewhere:
"THAT'S NOT MY FACE!"
"WASN'T MY FACE!"
"MAYBE I WASN'T MAKING MYSELF CLEAR - FACE!"
"DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A FACE IS!?"

When shot in the head:
"THANK YOU! "
(Or something along the lines of give me a face shot or shoot them in the face!)

Who would you want your talking gun to sound like, and what would they say?
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#2H_Panic22Posted 1/24/2013 7:48:57 PM
I'd want an Evil Smasher that is silent until successfully powered up at which point it starts screaming and grunting like Brick in BL1.
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#3capnovanPosted 1/24/2013 7:49:55 PM
That would be hilarious.

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#4killbot357Posted 1/24/2013 7:50:23 PM
Like the robotic Mr. Belvedere from Clone High

or

BMO from Adventure Time

or

Hedonism Bot from Futurama

or

H.E.L.P.R. from The Venture Brothers

Basically most cartoon robots would be rad as hell.
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#5sonofkorolPosted 1/24/2013 7:51:47 PM
Bastion narrator. :D
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#6resealablePosted 1/24/2013 7:52:57 PM
Samuel L. Motherf*****g Jackson
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#7XxMahnaMahnaxXPosted 1/24/2013 7:54:16 PM
killbot357 posted...
Like the robotic Mr. Belvedere from Clone High

or

BMO from Adventure Time

or

Hedonism Bot from Futurama

or

H.E.L.P.R. from The Venture Brothers

Basically most cartoon robots would be rad as hell.


I like this post a lot
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#8MegaBMcBlockPosted 1/24/2013 7:57:36 PM
Talking Torgue gun voiced by Mr. Torgue
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#9aekrillinPosted 1/24/2013 7:57:54 PM
Either Jack or Torgue's voice.
#10Laylow12Posted 1/24/2013 7:59:16 PM(edited)
Mine would sound like Bill Clinton and would say:

"I smoked marijuana, but I didn't inhale"

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinski"

"Call me Bubba, Monica"

"Saxophone Beyooootch!"

"Finish me off in the Oval Office, right on the desk. "

"Surplus Beyooootch!"

"Oh god, I hear George Jr. Is going to run Al, I've met him and this is bad, real bad."
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