Funniest Quote in the Game?

#1VirtusEtIgnisPosted 1/27/2013 3:44:47 PM
I could--and have--being quoting this series since the first one. I'm just wondering what your thoughts are about what line is the funniest in the game. If not the funniest, which has the most shock value? Best innuendo filled line? What do you guys think?
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#2davinthegreat98Posted 1/27/2013 3:46:22 PM
chill out
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#3Gryphball2010Posted 1/27/2013 3:51:40 PM
"You know what's better than having a shield? Not being a woman."

- Dave (pretty sure that was his name) in The Overlooked during Shields Up!
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#4SAGETISMYSAVIORPosted 1/27/2013 3:54:34 PM
Lilith: "sup"
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#5DarkLeemerPosted 1/27/2013 3:58:39 PM
THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES, APOLOGIZE!!!
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#6Kpt_KapowskiPosted 1/27/2013 4:02:27 PM
"Shoot me in the face!"

Anything Dave says.

Anything Mr Torgue says.

Anything Claptrap says.
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#7stickboy2323Posted 1/27/2013 4:20:23 PM
"I dunno." - Angel
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#8RineN1Posted 1/27/2013 4:27:12 PM
BURN ALL THE BABIES!!!
I CAN USE INNUENDO TALK TOO!.......BLOWJOBS
Tina and Torgue, yay~
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#9StormWolf12Posted 1/27/2013 4:28:13 PM
"... She'll hook you up with some skeevy looking wheels... MERRRRHUUUUHHHH"
#10resealablePosted 1/27/2013 4:30:42 PM
RineN1 posted...
BURN ALL THE BABIES!!!

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