The whole world's tiniest Violin thing that Jack does after Bloodwing dies.
Random Bandit - You're gonna be my new meat bicycle! Crazy Earl - Who told you 'bout this place, I'll kill 'em! Steve - Heyoo!
And basically everything Mr. Torgue says.
Right now, you're ranked fifty in the badass leaderboards, which puts you behind my grandma but ahead of a guy she gummed to death. IT TOOK SEVERAL HOURS.
DID YOU KNOW THAT NINETY-SEVEN PERCENT OF ALL LIVING THINGS ON PANDORA AREN'T EXPLODING RIGHT NOW? THAT'S BULLS***
You may have noticed that everyone here is trying to kill you, Torgue personnel included. You're WELCOME. I didn't want you to get bored so I was like, F*** it, give everybody guns! We've lost like half our workforce in three days, but who gives a F***!?