Funniest Quote in the Game?

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User Info: KANSR187

KANSR187
3 years ago#11
I think someone said "I'll wear your face like a condom!"

User Info: mitch102

mitch102
3 years ago#12
Claptrap at the beginning - "Your ability to walk short distances without dying will surely be Handsome Jack's downfall!"

Many more, this just came to mind first
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User Info: IAmDJNinjaStar

IAmDJNinjaStar
3 years ago#13
I like "tell my wife... she's a b****" as I think a Hyperion engineer dies. And of course "bring me a bucket, and I'll show you a bucket!". And ANYTHING tiny tina says. But then again I love HAWP.
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User Info: nipochi

nipochi
3 years ago#14
One thing Handsome Jack implies and then goes on to say after a pause: "Dicks, yeah I mean Dicks."
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User Info: DesertZero

DesertZero
3 years ago#15
"Hey buddy, it's me Roland. How about we kill Handsome Jack and then we can all go out for milkshakes"

User Info: MystearicaGrant

MystearicaGrant
3 years ago#16
I'm sorry if I get the quote wrong... It's in the Moxxi quest "Hell Hath No Fury" and part of it is also considered inappropriate by Gamefaqs, so it's a bit censored...

"Well, I can understand, I'd be pissed too if I went from eating prime rib for free to choking down hamburgers for cash, you know what I mean?" "D**ks! I'm talking about d**ks!"

It had me going between laughing into a pillow, giggling and regular laughing for about half an hour or so.
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User Info: LusterPaladin

LusterPaladin
3 years ago#17
The whole world's tiniest Violin thing that Jack does after Bloodwing dies.

Random Bandit - You're gonna be my new meat bicycle!
Crazy Earl - Who told you 'bout this place, I'll kill 'em!
Steve - Heyoo!

And basically everything Mr. Torgue says.

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User Info: IxblackenedxI

IxblackenedxI
3 years ago#18
the whole butt stallion dialogue. the claptrap dialogue at the end of the storyline with the stairs. anything torgue said. the torgue/moxxi commentary together. and much much more

User Info: aekrillin

aekrillin
3 years ago#19
The entire diamond pony conversation was hilarious.

User Info: aylonsez

aylonsez
3 years ago#20
Crazy earl eating an entire car... with a spoon and stuff
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