Funniest Quote in the Game?
You lost me at 'instead of punching' - brick
out of my face, OUT OF MY FACE! - earl
Still don't make you any less of a skag sucker! - dave
Not the craziest, just my faves.
TOOLarmy 4 life. Spiral Out.....
Claptrap's response to the door's defense computer leading to Hero's Pass... "Don't worry baby. Happens to a lot of girls."
And when you set a rat on fire,... "I smell delicious!!!!!
And everything Torgue says.
GT = Thonolan
When the guy at Ellie's, that gives the volleyball quest, says "take my breath away"
"You can't make a shield! You'se a woman!"
The internet. Where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI
"I NOTICED YOU HAVEN'T Y SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe your weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!" - Face McShooty
And I'm all out of bubblegum
Anything Mr. Torgue says
Anything Tiny Tina says
Goliath: "I want to make face gravy"
Handsome Jack's entire Butt Stallion conversation.
Future benefits result from hard work, but laziness has immediate benefits today. GT: Unfcnbleevibl
This jackhole rushes me with a spoon. A fricking spoon! And I'm dying laughing, right? So I scoop out his stupid little eyeballs with it, and his kids are all,"waaahh", and, he can't see where he's going, he's bumping into stuff, and ah... I don't know, maybe you had to be there. The moral is: you're a total b****"
Written words do not do it justice, so...
w..(^ ^)...w ..........You just got
I SHOULD HAVE BEEN SETTING YOU UP A SPONCER BUT I WAS TOO BUSY WRESTLING A SHARK WEARING A BOLO TIE. YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF "TORGUE, WHO WAS WEARING THE BOLO TIE? YOU OR THE SHARK?" THE ANSWER. YES!!!
The whole FaceMcShooty convo.
Most of Tina's lines.
NOW NOTHING STANDS BETWEEN THE VAULT HUNTER AND THE NUMBER 2 RANKING!!!
Pretty much ALL of Torgue!!!
I, am, DA MOOOOOOOOSE *Chews Walnuts*
Fear Da Moosey
"Shoot me in the face!"
SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE FACESHOOTING O'CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT!...I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?!
*When shot in the face* "THANK YOU!"
XBL GT/PSN: Tsuruke.