Funniest Quote in the Game?

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2 years ago#31
When u accept one of the first 2 missions from mal (getting clothes and then limbs) if u just stand there he says some funny ass things about what he'll do when he's human. Only heard them once while waiting to turn the mission in while my friends did all the work so I don't remember much.
"When I am human, I will seek companionship when I'm alone, and demand solitude once I have found a companion"
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2 years ago#32
I like a lot of what has been said already but one that I never get tired of hearing is "Here lies Midge-Midge," after you kill a midget.
2 years ago#33
"I like my women like I like my coffee... in my butt!"
- Psycho
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2 years ago#34
Now GO PUNCH SOME BAD GUYS IN THE DICK!!!

-Torgue

(i cant help but laugh everytime)
2 years ago#35
Dibs!
You can't call dibs on hunting hundreds of vaults.
Says You!
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2 years ago#36
mitch102 posted...
Claptrap at the beginning - "Your ability to walk short distances without dying will surely be Handsome Jack's downfall!"


This was possibly my favorite line in the game. I also love how they brought back his inability to climb stairs at the very end of the game.

As everyone's stated, all of Mr. Torgue's lines are genuine gold. Every time my friend and I leave a Torgue vending machine and hear "Mother friends see ya!" or "Testosterone!", we have to laugh.
2 years ago#37
"THERES NOTHING MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT"
2 years ago#38
Gryphball2010 posted...
"You know what's better than having a shield? Not being a woman."

- Dave (pretty sure that was his name) in The Overlooked during Shields Up!


This.

Also claptrap is terrible and I hate him. And "sup" is said way to many times in this game. LAME.
2 years ago#39
Torgue "NOW GO PUNCH SOME BAD GUYS IN THE D***"
2 years ago#40
Oh my god, shut up Dave!

Just about anything Torgue and Tina say.

Mal: Hi! I'm human! I eat food, and desire things! I'm in credit card debt and have a wife for whom I feel nothing!

Moxxi: Just because he was too busy plucking his bird instead of plucking my... my... GOD DAMMIT I'm so angry I can't even think of a sexy innuendo!
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