Claptrap: "Ugh--- AGAIN?! Jack's tearing Pandora apart to find the Vault. They say Jack's drilling operations are causing those earthquakes. That, or your mom just got outta bed. ZING!"
Minion! Those people are humans with lives...and families..and..and...I'm totally kidding. SCREW THOSE GUYS!
Come on Minion! LETS TEAR THIS PLANET A NEW A$$HOLE You hear me, Jack? You killed my friends! You destroyed my product line! I am the last Claptrap in existence, AND I AM GOING TO TEABAG YOUR CORPSE! (Hyperion bots show up) AAH! Minion, shield me with your face while I cloak my way over to the door controls!
Tiny Tina on your ECHO device: Sup, sucka? It's Tina. I wrote you a poem and it goes a little somethin' like this break it down! Kill Jack. Kill Jack. Kill Jack. Kill Jack. Kill Jack. KIIIIIIIIIILLLL JAAAAAAACCCCKKKK! Kill Jack. A poem by Tiny Tina.
and ofc the whole Buttstallion talk with Jack was pretty funny
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