Can you imagine if Mr Toruge was....

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2 years ago#1
The ice cream man on your street.

"I'M YOUR M!@#$%$#@ ICE CREAM MAN, STOP ME WHEN I'M PASSING BY AND BUY SOME S@#$

or, the guy at your local Taco Bell,

THAT WAS FIVE F@#$%$ BURRITOS AND A DIET PEPSI ? THAT'LL BE 20 TOKENS, NOW GO BLOW SOME TOILETS UP !

Just bored ... lol.
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2 years ago#2
YES!
Or your local bank teller?!
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2 years ago#3
if he was the Taco Bell guy by me it would be like this:

YOU AGAIN?!?!!! GO GET SOME #$%^^@###$$ POPEYE'S CHICKEN!!! IT'S 20$%^%#@* FEET AWAY!! WALK YOU &%#@$&( LAZY %$#@@
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2 years ago#4
The Taco Bell one actually made me laugh
2 years ago#5
id like to see him as an auctioneer on one of those car auction shows...lol.
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2 years ago#6
lol, like I said, just bored. I wanted to see what other occupations people could come up with.
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2 years ago#7
jreed1337 posted...
id like to see him as an auctioneer on one of those car auction shows...lol.


"Treat this car with respect because THERE'S NOTHING MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A LADY WITH RESPECT!"

Or so I would like to think how it would go :p
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2 years ago#8
icarax24 posted...
The Taco Bell one actually made me laugh


I forgot to add "YOU FAT #$# M#$#$%" at the end of that
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2 years ago#9
Lolol <3 Mr Torgue
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2 years ago#10
You know those school events, where they bring someone in to talk about something, such as drugs? Torgue doing that.

"KIDS, IF YOU DO ANY OF THIS STUFF, YOU'LL BE F@#$%$# MESSED UP! I'M NOT S@#$ING YOU EITHER! IF YOU EVEN TOUCH THAT STUFF I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND BLOW YOU THE F@#$ UP!"

And while he does so, he holds up a Torgue brand weapon, like the Nukem, just to back up his claim/threat.
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