Can you imagine if Mr Toruge was....

#21Pvt-Spoon(Topic Creator)Posted 3/26/2013 7:19:58 PM
kinggoldfinger posted...
Mr. Torgue as an auctioneer:

CAN I GET A MOTHER#$%&@#$ FIVE DOLLAR BILL FOR THIS PIECE OF F#$%&@# S%&#!? JUST FIVE F@#$%&# DOLLARS! GOING ONCE, GOING TWICE, SOLD TO THE MOTHER@#$%&# IN THE BACK, NOW I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK!


LOL ... Gold !
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#22majorgalaxyPosted 3/26/2013 8:08:57 PM
Mr.Torgue is your mail

"BILL BILL ANOTHER ONE @#$%$*& BILL AND OH A LETTER TO GRANDMA HOW MOTHER #@!$^%& CUTE *PFFT* MY GRANDMA IS WAY MORE BADASS"

when you actually open the mailbox an mini explosion comes out.
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#23MosgusPosted 3/26/2013 10:19:02 PM
The martial arts champion of humanity.

Oh wait. . .
#24VeritasAbIratoPosted 3/26/2013 11:00:28 PM
id like to see him as a marriage family councillor:

SHE SLEPT WITH YOUR #&$#ING BOSS MAN THAT'S SOME SAD S$&@ GO PUNCH THAT GUY IN THE D@CK!!!

YOUR KIDS ARE F$@&#$# BAT SH#& CRAZY THEY NEED TOURGE BRAND ADDERAL THAT WILL CALM THEM RIGHT THE F@$# DOWN. BUY TORGUE!!!
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#25JimiMorrison187Posted 3/26/2013 11:10:54 PM(edited)
Man...it would be awesome if someone made a Mr. Torgue on the MAury Povich Show


Maury: Mr. Torgue....You are NOT the father!

TORGUE: MOTHER F$^%&IN' GODDAMN RIGHT. MY KID WOULD HAVE SHOT OUT LIKE A F*$@IN' ROCKET AND BLEW THE DOCTOR'S WIG OFF! *dances to the "Rocket Man"*
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Because **** You is why
#26Frumpy88Posted 3/26/2013 11:32:22 PM
Mr torgue as a golf announcer.....

THIS GUYS GOT A LONG PUTT! WHY THE F@$# IS IT SO QUIET?!
*ssshhhhhh*
WHO THE HELL SHUSHED ME?!
AND HE SINKS THE PUTT!!! BUT THAT TRIGGERED A HUGE EXPLOSION AND NOW HIS BALL IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE F@$#ING OCEAN!! THATS A GODDAMN STROKE!!
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#27Pvt-Spoon(Topic Creator)Posted 3/27/2013 4:29:10 AM
I missed some good ones after I passed out last night ; )
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#28JimiMorrison187Posted 3/27/2013 11:44:21 AM
This thread needs more love.
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#29WindWaker08Posted 3/27/2013 11:48:42 AM
JimiMorrison187 posted...
Man...it would be awesome if someone made a Mr. Torgue on the MAury Povich Show


Maury: Mr. Torgue....You are NOT the father!

TORGUE: MOTHER F$^%&IN' GODDAMN RIGHT. MY KID WOULD HAVE SHOT OUT LIKE A F*$@IN' ROCKET AND BLEW THE DOCTOR'S WIG OFF! *dances to the "Rocket Man"*


Best one i've seen lol
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#30Pvt-Spoon(Topic Creator)Posted 3/27/2013 11:54:30 AM
WindWaker08 posted...
JimiMorrison187 posted...
Man...it would be awesome if someone made a Mr. Torgue on the MAury Povich Show


Maury: Mr. Torgue....You are NOT the father!

TORGUE: MOTHER F$^%&IN' GODDAMN RIGHT. MY KID WOULD HAVE SHOT OUT LIKE A F*$@IN' ROCKET AND BLEW THE DOCTOR'S WIG OFF! *dances to the "Rocket Man"*


Best one i've seen lol


I damn near choked on my coffee reading this one this morning.
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