Can you imagine if Mr Toruge was....

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3 years ago#21
kinggoldfinger posted...
Mr. Torgue as an auctioneer:

CAN I GET A MOTHER#$%&@#$ FIVE DOLLAR BILL FOR THIS PIECE OF F#$%&@# S%&#!? JUST FIVE F@#$%&# DOLLARS! GOING ONCE, GOING TWICE, SOLD TO THE MOTHER@#$%&# IN THE BACK, NOW I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK!


LOL ... Gold !
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3 years ago#22
Mr.Torgue is your mail

"BILL BILL ANOTHER ONE @#$%$*& BILL AND OH A LETTER TO GRANDMA HOW MOTHER #@!$^%& CUTE *PFFT* MY GRANDMA IS WAY MORE BADASS"

when you actually open the mailbox an mini explosion comes out.
Just because it's your opinion doesn't mean we can't point out how stupid it is.
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3 years ago#23
The martial arts champion of humanity.

Oh wait. . .
3 years ago#24
id like to see him as a marriage family councillor:

SHE SLEPT WITH YOUR #&$#ING BOSS MAN THAT'S SOME SAD S$&@ GO PUNCH THAT GUY IN THE D@CK!!!

YOUR KIDS ARE F$@&#$# BAT SH#& CRAZY THEY NEED TOURGE BRAND ADDERAL THAT WILL CALM THEM RIGHT THE F@$# DOWN. BUY TORGUE!!!
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3 years ago#25
Man...it would be awesome if someone made a Mr. Torgue on the MAury Povich Show


Maury: Mr. Torgue....You are NOT the father!

TORGUE: MOTHER F$^%&IN' GODDAMN RIGHT. MY KID WOULD HAVE SHOT OUT LIKE A F*$@IN' ROCKET AND BLEW THE DOCTOR'S WIG OFF! *dances to the "Rocket Man"*
Because **** You is why
3 years ago#26
Mr torgue as a golf announcer.....

THIS GUYS GOT A LONG PUTT! WHY THE F@$# IS IT SO QUIET?!
*ssshhhhhh*
WHO THE HELL SHUSHED ME?!
AND HE SINKS THE PUTT!!! BUT THAT TRIGGERED A HUGE EXPLOSION AND NOW HIS BALL IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE F@$#ING OCEAN!! THATS A GODDAMN STROKE!!
B BAKD
3 years ago#27
I missed some good ones after I passed out last night ; )
A pessimist is just an optimist with more experience.
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3 years ago#28
This thread needs more love.
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3 years ago#29
JimiMorrison187 posted...
Man...it would be awesome if someone made a Mr. Torgue on the MAury Povich Show


Maury: Mr. Torgue....You are NOT the father!

TORGUE: MOTHER F$^%&IN' GODDAMN RIGHT. MY KID WOULD HAVE SHOT OUT LIKE A F*$@IN' ROCKET AND BLEW THE DOCTOR'S WIG OFF! *dances to the "Rocket Man"*


Best one i've seen lol
My ammo is made of crayons *shoots* whys your blood purple *shoots* now its blue :D
3 years ago#30
WindWaker08 posted...
JimiMorrison187 posted...
Man...it would be awesome if someone made a Mr. Torgue on the MAury Povich Show


Maury: Mr. Torgue....You are NOT the father!

TORGUE: MOTHER F$^%&IN' GODDAMN RIGHT. MY KID WOULD HAVE SHOT OUT LIKE A F*$@IN' ROCKET AND BLEW THE DOCTOR'S WIG OFF! *dances to the "Rocket Man"*


Best one i've seen lol


I damn near choked on my coffee reading this one this morning.
A pessimist is just an optimist with more experience.
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