How about a Hyperion SMG named the Undulating Ticklish Elf? --- XBOX Live Gamertag: danishjuggler03 "I refuse to quote myself in my signature - I've always thought people who do that are lame." - danishjuggler21
Orbital Friendship Cannon Explosive rocket launcher. The red text says "FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC, B***H!" The red text effect is that it has a larger explosive radius and faster projectile speed, as well as doing all elemental damage types at once, the explosion is rainbow colored, and crits have a ludicrously huge knockback increase, but it always has a clip size of 6, which skills and class mods do not affect.
Rogue's Sidearm A gold-plated Jakob's revolver Any crit-kills gotten with this always results in an item drop. The harder the enemy, the rarer the gun. Will ONLY drop in UVHM. --- "You're dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway." - Walt Disney