After getting revived, he put a sock on his d*** and went spread eagle. --- Thank you Based God
#12ShAd0wF1amEPosted 5/10/2013 11:14:17 AM
FEROCIOUSLY SEXY PIE FART --- XBL GT: ShAd0wF1AmE (that's a zero in ShAd0w, not an O)
#13KellyRipyaPosted 5/10/2013 11:17:22 AM(edited)
Zer0, embarrassed and blushing, cupped his hand across his mouth as he realized death had not cured him of his life-long struggle with Tourettes Syndrome --- All those moments will be lost in time, like Evisceration Rubi's in Borderlands 2. GT: Althea N Hell
#14ssj954vegitoPosted 5/10/2013 11:26:04 AM
Gaige then wanders into the room wearing nothing but a bathing suit, her face crimson as the bad touch smg, with the softest but strangely fierce puppy eyes you've ever seen, like, a rabid skag in a tutu......or the other way around, er, something. She walked slowly, yet sensually towards zero, arms crossed behind her, she looks down as if unsure but looks back up with a staggering surge of confidence. She gazes at Zero, dead in the eyes [wherever they are], leans in slowly, then kisses him, Zer0 now knows her true feels, Gaige leans over, ever so slightly, and grabs Zor-er Zer0's now impossibly oversaturated erect tissue, they kiss one more time [through the helmet] then s- --- proud to be a strange EPic You ever notice that everything in the universe spins.
#15youngunner2123Posted 5/10/2013 11:33:14 AM
After seeing all that. Axton walks in and says his disturbing line of
Wow do you exercise! (At zeros erect zone) --- Your arms are too short to box with GOD!!!
#16iOutlawTornPosted 5/10/2013 11:43:23 AM
Then Zer0 says, "And I disappear. A ghost amidst the combat. Preparing to strike."
#17TsurukePosted 5/10/2013 11:59:18 AM(edited)
lol someone didn't read the rule listed in the topic. ;)
#18ShAd0wF1amEPosted 5/10/2013 12:08:52 PM
NIPPLE SALADS --- XBL GT: ShAd0wF1AmE (that's a zero in ShAd0w, not an O)
#19Jambi_ManPosted 5/10/2013 12:29:32 PM
Sal finally arrives, zerking with a Twister shotty in one hand, and the game of Twister in the other, with 5/5 in divergent likeness.... --- Would you like to do battle with a Brony riding piggyback on a Rabid Stalker? If the answer is no, you are sad, and I've no desire to speak with you further.
#20Double991Posted 5/10/2013 12:34:38 PM
"Thanks" I said to the TC. --- PSN : Double991 With my Axton I am the Forrest Gump of Borderlands 2! I'm overpowered so I can't be nerfed and I also breach integrity's!