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3 years ago#11
After getting revived, he put a sock on his d*** and went spread eagle.
Thank you Based God
3 years ago#12
FEROCIOUSLY SEXY PIE FART
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3 years ago#13
Zer0, embarrassed and blushing, cupped his hand across his mouth as he realized death had not cured him of his life-long struggle with Tourettes Syndrome
All those moments will be lost in time, like Evisceration Rubi's in Borderlands 2.
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3 years ago#14
Gaige then wanders into the room wearing nothing but a bathing suit, her face crimson as the bad touch smg, with the softest but strangely fierce puppy eyes you've ever seen, like, a rabid skag in a tutu......or the other way around, er, something. She walked slowly, yet sensually towards zero, arms crossed behind her, she looks down as if unsure but looks back up with a staggering surge of confidence. She gazes at Zero, dead in the eyes [wherever they are], leans in slowly, then kisses him, Zer0 now knows her true feels, Gaige leans over, ever so slightly, and grabs Zor-er Zer0's now impossibly oversaturated erect tissue, they kiss one more time [through the helmet] then s-
proud to be a strange EPic
You ever notice that everything in the universe spins.
3 years ago#15
After seeing all that. Axton walks in and says his disturbing line of

Wow do you exercise! (At zeros erect zone)
Your arms are too short to box with GOD!!!
3 years ago#16
Then Zer0 says, "And I disappear. A ghost amidst the combat. Preparing to strike."
3 years ago#17
lol someone didn't read the rule listed in the topic. ;)
3 years ago#18
NIPPLE SALADS
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3 years ago#19
Sal finally arrives, zerking with a Twister shotty in one hand, and the game of Twister in the other, with 5/5 in divergent likeness....
Would you like to do battle with a Brony riding piggyback on a Rabid Stalker? If the answer is no, you are sad, and I've no desire to speak with you further.
3 years ago#20
"Thanks" I said to the TC.
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With my Axton I am the Forrest Gump of Borderlands 2! I'm overpowered so I can't be nerfed and I also breach integrity's!
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