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3 years ago#21
The End.


oh wait
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3 years ago#22
and then the respawners kicked in so Lilith and Handsome Jack came back
3 years ago#23
But Lilith and Jack switched genders.

ssj954vegito posted...
Gaige then wanders into the room wearing nothing but a bathing suit, her face crimson as the bad touch smg, with the softest but strangely fierce puppy eyes you've ever seen, like, a rabid skag in a tutu......or the other way around, er, something. She walked slowly, yet sensually towards zero, arms crossed behind her, she looks down as if unsure but looks back up with a staggering surge of confidence. She gazes at Zero, dead in the eyes [wherever they are], leans in slowly, then kisses him, Zer0 now knows her true feels, Gaige leans over, ever so slightly, and grabs Zor-er Zer0's now impossibly oversaturated erect tissue, they kiss one more time [through the helmet] then s-


1) That's not one sentence. 2) Get help.
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3 years ago#24
You notice there's a new mission available: Scooter wants you to set him up with Handsome Jill (and get some girly mags while you're at it!)
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3 years ago#25
Did I just read bl2 fanfic?
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3 years ago#26
From: Jkickit | #023
1) That's not one sentence. 2) Get help.

1. Now it is.....technically, no periods anywhere.

Gaige then wanders into the room wearing nothing but a bathing suit, her face crimson as the bad touch smg, with the softest but strangely fierce puppy eyes you've ever seen, like, a rabid skag in a tutu......or the other way around, er, something, She walked slowly, yet sensually towards zero, arms crossed behind her, she looks down as if unsure but looks back up with a staggering surge of confidence, She gazes at Zero, dead in the eyes [wherever they are], leans in slowly, then kisses him, Zer0 now knows her true feels, Gaige leans over, ever so slightly, and grabs Zor-er Zer0's now impossibly oversaturated erect tissue, they kiss one more time [through the helmet] then s-

2.I was extremely bored and wanted to give my hand at comedic romantic writing parodies, may make a CYOA some day.
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3 years ago#27
Handsome Jill ended up being a Siren who was too good for Scooter.

KRAXUR posted...
Did I just read bl2 fanfic?


ssjvegito made it sound like one, haha.

ssj954vegito posted...
From: Jkickit | #023
1) That's not one sentence. 2) Get help.

1. Now it is.....technically, no periods anywhere.


ssj954vegito posted...
Gaige then wanders into the room wearing nothing but a bathing suit, her face crimson as the bad touch smg, with the softest but strangely fierce puppy eyes you've ever seen, like, a rabid skag in a tutu......or the other way around, er, something. She walked slowly, yet sensually towards zero, arms crossed behind her, she looks down as if unsure but looks back up with a staggering surge of confidence. She gazes at Zero, dead in the eyes [wherever they are], leans in slowly, then kisses him, Zer0 now knows her true feels, Gaige leans over, ever so slightly, and grabs Zor-er Zer0's now impossibly oversaturated erect tissue, they kiss one more time [through the helmet] then s-
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3 years ago#28
Dr. Ned, riding Butt stallion comes in and starts to go crazy charging everyone




P.S. Sorry for making this weird for a bit there
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3 years ago#29
Shooty McFace's cousin, Bang Bang McScrote, refuses to pay Ned's outlandish prices, but is still willing to pay someone to shoot him in his junk.
3 years ago#30
Confused, the adventurer makes his junk shoot instead.
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