Definition of "awesome" (BL2 style)

#1danishjuggler21Posted 3/16/2014 11:07:18 PM
awesome [aw-suh m]

adjective
1. Jumping a bandit technical off a ramp and firing, in mid-air, an explosive barrel from the
hood-mounted catapult and blowing up a bandit Buzzard, THEN PASSING THROUGH THE
EXPLOSION WITH AFOREMENTIONED BANDIT TECHNICAL
and crushing a midget when
you land.
2. Using your left hand to fire clusters of electrified rockets from a huge ****ing rocket launcher, whilst
simultaneously sniping your enemies with an ultra-precise sniper rifle whose bullets light enemies
on fire with miniature little mushroom clouds
3. Acting out definition #2 as a 4-foot tall chunk of homicidal rage
4. Hitting a flying Rakk on the wing with a thrown grenade, which then splits into about 9 smaller
grenades that rain down upon the army of mutant psycho midgets that are swarming you, and
then having each of THOSE grenades split into several smaller grenades and explode
despite the fact that everything within a 50 feet radius is already dead because EXPLOSIONS
ARE ****ING AWESOME!!!!

6. THAT LAST DEFINITION HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES!!! APOLOGIZE!!!
7. WHAT THE **** HAPPENED TO DEFINITION #5?!!!
8. YOU BLEW UP DEFINITION #5 WITH A ****ING ROCKET LAUNCHER THAT FIRES THREE
ROCKETS AT ONCE IN A SPIRALING HELIX PATTERN!!!
9. Feeding an alien, irradiated mineral to a pony made of diamonds, and watching as it craps out
a pistol that fires 5-round bursts of bullets coated in acid that's stronger than alien blood
10. Fighting a hot female pirate captain with a sexy British accent and only two intact limbs as she
rides bareback on a giant Rakk Hive WHILE INSIDE A ****ING HUGE-ASS MONSTER'S ****ING
STOMACH!!!

origin: comes from the Latin for WHO GIVES A **** WHERE IT CAME FROM IT'S ****ING AWESOME!!!
related forms:
awesomeness
awesomenitude
awesomation
MOTHER****INGAWESOMEOMGWTF!!!


usage note: use as often as possible while touring the Borderlands

(Feel free to add your own, peeps. )
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#2xlinerPosted 3/16/2014 11:22:43 PM
That is awesome.
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#3reload88Posted 3/17/2014 5:02:11 AM
Webster's dictionary of badassatuide
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Eh? Sure,why not?
#4Jambi_ManPosted 3/17/2014 2:20:38 PM
Good stuff right there. :)
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#5Anarki471Posted 3/17/2014 3:23:22 PM
This is quite possibly the best topic i have ever read

10/10, would recommend to others
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#6drake_skullPosted 3/17/2014 3:24:38 PM
Anarki471 posted...
This is quite possibly the best topic i have ever read

10/10, would recommend to others


He forgot how awesome it is to turn into a hulking mass of Meat and Rage with Explosions though.
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#7PDGMTGPosted 3/17/2014 7:53:14 PM
This is honestly one of the best topic I've ever read on GameFAQs. GG, danish.
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#8xlinerPosted 3/17/2014 8:00:05 PM
PDGMTG posted...
This is honestly one of the best topic I've ever read on GameFAQs. GG, danish.


http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/638784-borderlands-2/66809010
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#9NinjaYuffie164Posted 3/18/2014 2:08:35 AM
Nothing to add, this topic is awesome.
#10danishjuggler21(Topic Creator)Posted 3/18/2014 2:04:20 PM
Thank you, thank you. Some older material:
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/638784-borderlands-2/66041440
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/638784-borderlands-2/65899098
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