Borderlands 2 quotes you should never say IRL.

#11damaddokPosted 9/27/2012 7:33:12 PM
"WANNA KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO BE STRANGLED WITH YOUR OWN INTESTINES?!"

alternatively

"I'M GONNA JAM MY FINGERS INTO YOUR EYEBALLS!"
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#12KimCheeWarriorXPosted 9/27/2012 7:38:56 PM
anybody realize that most of the best quotes in the game were courtesy of ms tina? i swear to god she stole the show.
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#13KimCheeWarriorXPosted 9/27/2012 7:39:58 PM
"...is that a bandit spooning with a robot?"
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#14Chozo_ProtectorPosted 9/27/2012 7:40:34 PM
Yeah, Tina is one of my favorite characters in pretty much anything, she's so damn crazy and just about everything you hear from her is worth a laugh.
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"Sit your ass down and drink your GODDAMN TEA!!"
--Cid Highwind
#15Chozo_ProtectorPosted 9/27/2012 7:41:35 PM
Also, The entirety of Scooter's poem to Daisy.
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"Sit your ass down and drink your GODDAMN TEA!!"
--Cid Highwind
#16george43Posted 9/27/2012 7:50:08 PM
Most of Scooter's stuff is hilarious, but the gag between him and Ellie....creepy.
#17LenohPosted 9/27/2012 7:54:04 PM
"Everyone's gonna die! EVERYONE!" -Salvador
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#18ShaowstrikePosted 9/27/2012 7:55:24 PM
damaddok posted...
"WANNA KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO BE STRANGLED WITH YOUR OWN INTESTINES?!"

alternatively

"I'M GONNA JAM MY FINGERS INTO YOUR EYEBALLS!"


Funny enough the Raging Goliaths remind me of Chris Farley when he did his angry voice mixed with John Goodman.
#19ranmakun256Posted 9/27/2012 7:58:35 PM
"AAAAaaannnndd OPEN!"
>_> <_<
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#20Oni_TatsujinPosted 9/27/2012 8:01:18 PM
You get a bullet, and YOU get a bullet! EVERYONE GETS A BULLET!
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