Borderlands 2 quotes you should never say IRL.

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3 years ago#11
"WANNA KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO BE STRANGLED WITH YOUR OWN INTESTINES?!"

alternatively

"I'M GONNA JAM MY FINGERS INTO YOUR EYEBALLS!"
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3 years ago#12
anybody realize that most of the best quotes in the game were courtesy of ms tina? i swear to god she stole the show.
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3 years ago#13
"...is that a bandit spooning with a robot?"
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3 years ago#14
Yeah, Tina is one of my favorite characters in pretty much anything, she's so damn crazy and just about everything you hear from her is worth a laugh.
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"Sit your ass down and drink your GODDAMN TEA!!"
--Cid Highwind
3 years ago#15
Also, The entirety of Scooter's poem to Daisy.
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"Sit your ass down and drink your GODDAMN TEA!!"
--Cid Highwind
3 years ago#16
Most of Scooter's stuff is hilarious, but the gag between him and Ellie....creepy.
3 years ago#17
"Everyone's gonna die! EVERYONE!" -Salvador
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3 years ago#18
damaddok posted...
"WANNA KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO BE STRANGLED WITH YOUR OWN INTESTINES?!"

alternatively

"I'M GONNA JAM MY FINGERS INTO YOUR EYEBALLS!"


Funny enough the Raging Goliaths remind me of Chris Farley when he did his angry voice mixed with John Goodman.
3 years ago#19
"AAAAaaannnndd OPEN!"
>_> <_<
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3 years ago#20
You get a bullet, and YOU get a bullet! EVERYONE GETS A BULLET!
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