Go outside. Find your nearest nuclear plant. When the guards all spontaneously become ill at the same time, sneak into the reactor core. With your string of luck you should-SHOULD-mind you, become the first person alive to gain superpowers purely by chance, rather than some sort of horrible body eating tumor.
I know it doesn't work that way, but dammit, that's what's going to happen.~Bitaku
I can't speak for everyone but I really do feel like the relic helps. I've gotten quite a few oranges through one character to level 50. I don't know exact amount but it was enough to get the badass rank.
You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity. - Bullet Tooth Tony I'm just an ordinary guy with nothing to lose. - Lester Burnham