"Oh... you wanna come to my room...? W-well, sure but... you know what this request implicates, right?"
"Fu, fu, fu... well then..."
-30 minutes later, at the Dojima residence-
"God dammit, Chie! Once again from the top!
Pattycake, pattycake, baker's man! Bake me a cake as fast as you can! Roll it, pat it, mark it with a C! And put it in the oven for Chie and me- Aw, COME ON! NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! How are you screwing this up!?"
"I-I'm tying my best!"
"Well your best isn't good enough! You know how hard it was to track down this Easy-Bake Oven (TM)!? How can you possibly mess up pre-measured ingredients!? I'll teach you to cook if it's the last thing I do!!"
This is what really happens when the screen goes black. I made this canon with the power of my mind.
If you bring your girlfriend to your room. 9 times out of 10 you will either bang her or at the very least make out and cuddle. That's the only reason us guys would bring a girl to our room that isn't family or a very platonic female friend who might as well count as a sister.